Drunk on the Metro
I’m so happy I don’t have to ride DC’s awful Metro anymore. My pals back in VA sent me this
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No One Wants to Play With Fat Barbie
Mattel just introduced a plus sized Barbie Doll that has a huge double chin and really fat thighs. Studies show
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Taste the Tears of Generation Gimme: No iPhone for Xmas!
The bratty spoiled children of the upcoming generation get so upset when the parents don’t cough of 600 bucks for
Read MoreLittle Girl Wants to Give Teacher a Pony Ride
Saw this on Twitter and I LOL’ed. I wish I had sent a few of my teachers on one way
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Belch.Com’s Annual Kids Are Scared of Santa
For the past few years, I’ve shown slideshows of little kids freaking out on Santa’s lap. I am not sure
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Drunk Santa Gets Busted By the Cops
In the key of “Drunk History” is this guy singing a Christmas song… Drunk.
Read More3 PM Music: Patrick North – “My Posse”
Having a posse often means you have to fight to get some alone time.
Read MoreMake It So, Make it So, Make it So
A little christmas jingle from the folks at TNG, with a bonus to Shut Up Wesley!
Read MoreBoyfriend Commits Suicide During Marathon Christmas Shopping Spree
Guys, we’ve all been there. Go shopping with your girl, and next thing you know your feet start hurting after
Read MoreEpic Droid Commercial Starring Ed Norton
Mr. Norton has had a difficult 48 hours.
Read MoreYou Got Weed in my Baconator!
Wendy’s has one of the better menus in fast food. Too bad the employees and service sucks so bad. Case
Read MoreProf. X Fires Rogue
And it appears to have been a long time coming.
Read MoreThe Dadholes
Thanks to my pals for passing these gems along.
Read MoreConfessions in a Car Wash
There is a chain of car washes that wins the internet for viral video commercials. Here is one-
Read MoreAmazon to Use Drones For Delivery? What Could Go Wrong?
The animators in Taiwan predict hilarious results.
Read More2 PM Music: Go Remy – “If You Like Your Plan You Can Keep It: The Rap”
Remy is back, and as usual, he knocks this one out of the park!
Read MoreIts Turkey Day!
Its a tradition of Belch.com to show turkeys being assholes to people on Thanksgiving. Lets kick this off by showing
Read MoreOMG! Martin Luther King Dies in Hit and Run Car Accident
Californians apparently have raisins for brains. Mark Dice trolls idiots to believe that MLK has died after being struck by
Read MoreAl Gore Goes Vegan
Notorious fat huckster Al Gore is supposedly going vegan. @DRUDGE_REPORT he only gets massages from hairy legged masseuse now? —
Read MoreOut: Photos of Snow Covered Patio Furniture
Yes, whenever it snows people post pictures of their patio furniture. I never realized this was a trend, and now
Read MoreVandals Butthurt Over Whitewashing Graffiti
In Queens, NY, there is a section of town called 5Pointz, which, until recently, was considered a haven for vandals
Read MoreNewfie Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Shark Choking on a Moose
This story has everything. An alert Newfie. A Choking Shark. Moose Body Parts. Heroic rescue of a fish that is
Read MoreMike Tyson Returns Holyfield’s Ear
He kept in in formaldehyde, which is a word Tyson certainly can’t spell.
Read MoreWait, Zombies Can’t Be Black?
This Family Feud Fail is Funny.
Read MoreIn Bolivia, the Bus Plunge is a Kid’s Game
Buses are always plunging into a ravine somewhere in Bolivia. Nice to see that these kids (or are they orphans?)
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