Saving the Turtles
I go through a lot of Diet Coke. I buy them by the case at Sam’s Club, and as a
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Not a Pumpkin Rooster
halloween2k9 011, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Cartney went trick-or-treating as Nemo last night. As he walks down the street in
Read MoreFacebook Hell
I’m not on Facebook. This video reminds me of why. Look I think I have an awesome blog which draws
Read More331 PM Fun Music: Bernard Cribbins – “Right Said Fred”
I don’t know how I stumbled onto this cute lego animation, and I have never heard of this song before.
Read MoreHappy Halloween From the Kennedy Compound
egadskennedy, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. As a reminder, this Halloween, don’t drink and drive and then get elected to the
Read MoreArnold Sends a Message
A California assemblyman, who heckled Republican California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, received a specially crafted message in the veto note of
Read MoreCrime is Bad in Baltimore. But Bail is Good
Jesus Christ can spring you from the poke. And check out his sign:
Read MoreNew Japanese Slang
A new word is creeping into the vocabulary of Japanese youth: OBAMU This word means to ignore facts and push
Read MoreBurlington Coat Factory Trashed Because Things Aren’t Free in the Ghetto
A woman in a leopard print suit, a stretch Hummer limousine, and promises of giveaways brought inner city wrath raining
Read MoreObama Takes on the Wildfires
President Obama rides Air Force One to California for tough negotiations with a stubborn, petulant, wildfire that is consuming California.
Read MoreA Facebook Poke Lands Woman in County Poke
Shannon Jackson of Hendersonville, TN was barred by court order to have any communications with a woman with whom she
Read MoreThese Guys are MoonBats
I often toss around the term “moonbat” in describing leftists and people who ignore science and embrace foolish childish beliefs
Read MoreSo Much Better Than Googley-Eyed Stacks of Cash
Geico Insurance has some cutting edge commercials. They invented the talking gecko. The put-upon cavemen dealing with stereotyping. But I
Read MoreThis Garment is for Those Too Lazy to Get Dressed
Either that or its for guys who really like that feeling of walking around in a damp towel. And anyone
Read MoreEvery Time Obama Fails…
An angel does a Jello shot. Check out this hilarious image of the crowd in Chicago when the Olympic Committee
Read MoreBelch.Com Congratulates
Michael Jackson for 100 Drug-free Days! Way to go Mike! Sham On!
Read MoreCleveland to Host Gay Olympics
As an update to last week’s post about the East Cleveland Mayor who was outed by having his tranny pictures
Read MoreCamp Pervy
Sex Offender Camp, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Billy here is mighty proud to be pitching a tent in the woods.
Read MoreEnvironmentalist Liberal Elite of Aspen Told to be “Mean to Bears”
The has been a huge surge in black bear sightings and encounters in and around Aspen, Colorado. Wildlife officials say
Read More7:30 PM Kids Music: “Bulldozer”
This is my kid’s new favorite YouTube Video and I’m sharing mostly because of the cheesy music and the vocals.
Read MoreDid You Know There Are Jewish Doves?
At the UN International Day of Peace on September 21st, (LOL that wasn’t on MY calendar) the Afghanistan government released
Read MoreI Think I Could Beat Up a Turkey or Three
I don’t care how big it is. The damn thing has hollow bones and a remarkably scrawny neck that is
Read MoreCleveland Deserves This Tranny Mayor
I mentioned before that I really don’t like Cleveland, Ohio. The place is the devil’s armpit with no taxis. Eric
Read MoreThis is Better Than a Stupid Pink Ribbon
I like this strategy for ads for breast cancer research. Show the people what you are paying for. Save the
Read MoreACORN Files a LOLSuit
The butthurt employees of ACORN who were fired when O’Keefe and Giles produced those hilarious pimp videos showing how ACORN
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