11 AM Music: Blood of Tiger Cat – “My Mom’s On Facebook”
The music is by a comedy troop, so they won’t be melting any faces with their guitar skills, and I
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Humor
It makes me laugh
Beaker FAILS
The Muppets prove they have mastered the Internets.
Read More3 PM Music: RJD2 – “The Glow”
The song here is okay, but the trail of destruction left by this plastic action figure made me laugh out
Read MoreLefty Vegans Attack Lefty Anarchist Former Vegan With “IT BURNS” Pie
What we have here is a case of wack-a-doodle on wack-a-doodle crime but overall, society wins. Watch as this lefty
Read MoreI Was Voted Off of Handsome Island Just Like Jimmy Kimmel
But I’m not bitter. I’m still better looking than Sting. Thanks to Jess for this one.
Read MoreStupid Hollywood Whore Sues Over ETrade Baby Commercial
No one wants to hire Lindsay Lohan anymore because they can’t afford the insurance to keep her on a project
Read MoreThis is How You Make Movie Trailers
I bet you didn’t know there was a formula, did you? The only thing missing from this is a voice-over
Read MoreBald Guy Arrested for Making His Own Fuzzy Hat
Bald guy walks into a Pet store tired of a long cold Virginia Shenandoah Winter. He walks out with a
Read MoreNation’s Dumbest Lawyer Exposed
I have previously written about a heart surgeon who was taken in by a Nigerian Advance Fee Scam where he
Read MoreInstead of Easter Eggs, Obama has April 5th Eco-Eggs
What could be more biodegradable than a genuine hard boiled egg? Certainly not a moonbat orb signed by dear leader
Read MoreDont Pick Up Pussy On the Street and Think Its Free
A lady scraped up someone’s dead cat off the street and took it to the vet. Then she got upset
Read MoreDan Rather Says Obama is “Articulate” But Can’t Sell Watermelons
Who knew Dan Rather was still working? I heard on Rush today that Dan went on a news show to
Read More8:30 Music: Weird Al – “You’re Pitiful”
This video is one guy’s awesome interpretation of Weird Al’s parody of James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful.” I like this song
Read MoreDoormat Hilarity
I’ve been seeing lots of drug-related stories coming out of Denver lately. Usually it involves pot, but this rocket surgeon
Read MoreRemember Mark Foley? Well Here’s Eric Massa (F) New York
Part of the turning point of Democrats taking the House in 2006 were the revelations that Mark Foley, a Republican,
Read MoreThe Unicorn Code
Next time one of your do-gooder friends step out of line, remind them of their sworn oath to the Unicorn
Read MoreDrive-By Fertilizer
Turns out making your own combo meal out of Sbarro and Panda Express wasn’t a good idea. Tosh.0
Read MoreObama Switches From Kools to Newport Lights
Under the advice of doctors, Barack Obama has quit smoking Kool cigarettes, his favorite since the age of 14, to
Read MoreJenny McCarthy, STFU Now Please?
Jenny McCarthy, who has run around the country telling people not to get their children immunized because she claimed it
Read MoreTried to Make Me Got to Rehab and I Said “Oook Oook Oook!”
Zhora the chimp who lives at a zoo in Russia is completely out of control. As such, he has been
Read MoreEmail Warning!
More than 15 years after people began to forward bogus emails warning others to delete emails with certain subject lines,
Read MoreCelebrating Black History Month: Googley Eyed Governor Drops Re-Election Bid
The First Googley-Eyed Governor ever has decided that he shouldn’t run for re-election as Governor of New York. To be
Read MoreJust What I Suspected
Slow night for blogging. But FINALLY I know how my cat’s brain works thanks to this handy map. Thanks to
Read MoreRacial Profiling at the Club
People are getting a bit tired of the Guido Resurgence. The Italian Douchebag look is therefore, unfortunately, out. If they
Read MoreDammit, Obama Bowed Again!
I wonder if he got fries with that? Thanks to Moonbattery for the hilarious pic!
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