Jihadis Threaten SouthPark Creators
In the last awesome episode of SouthPark, Tom Cruise and lots of celebrities want the prophet Muhammad to extract the
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Haitians Dead Because Their Women Are Skanky Whores
This explains everything. According to Islam, slutty bitches cause earthquakes. From Breitbart here: A senior Iranian cleric says women who
Read MoreBaloney and a RenFair Jester.
I don’t know what kind of RenFaire these people have, but I’m thinkin’ I wont go now that you see
Read MoreRedneck Gingerbread House
I usually don’t post things from email forwards I receive, but this one from Jimmy made me LOL.
Read MoreBlack Addict Demonstrates Orca Whale Call
Tosh’s Blog is full of win. Case in point is a black man on A&E’s intervention that cries like an
Read MoreIf the Cat Won’t Eat the PopRocks- Force Feed It!
Since I got my new computer, I’ve been restoring some old backups and I came across some photos and videos
Read MoreCeiling Cat Watches Standing Cat
Last week “standing cat” became an internet meme. Here is a great remake of the video starring a couple of
Read MoreHow Guys Picked Up Chicks Before Craigslist
The horrors of dating in the ’80’s! Before there was Match.Com or eHarmony, desperate people turned to video dating. Thankfully
Read MorePad Smoke!
Don’t breathe it in. One of these days Im going to get me a blendtec blender.
Read MoreDon’t Threaten the Fishing Boat
All that whining is sure to scare away the fish.
Read MoreFAIL: Goddess Circles Wont Help You Get A Man
FAIL: Goddess Circles Wont Help You Get A Man, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I saw this failtastic flyer on a
Read MorePacman Movie
Saw this over at Geeks are Sexy and thought it was pretty bizarre. Would Hollywood actually make this into a
Read MoreIn Space No One Can Hear You Menstruate
The most women at once blasted off into space today. They had to train at NASA for a few weeks
Read MoreEarthQuakes in Mexico and California- More Haitians Dead
Several Haitians, who had been on travel to Mexico during the devastating earthquakes that struck in January, were smitten by
Read More2 AM Music: The Muppets: “Stand By Me”
Rather appropriate for an early Easter Morning. I love it when the bunny pleads for its tiny furry life.
Read MoreObama Voters Take Their Sick Weiners Elsewhere
A urologist in Florida hilariously posted this flyer on his door telling patients that if they support Obama they should
Read MorePervy SSID
Pervy SSID, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I’m sitting at the Red Dog Saloon the Ghent section of Norfolk and wanted
Read MoreReason 291 to HomeSchool: Kids Won’t Perform Scarface as School Play
Actually, I’m not too sure how I feel about this at all. Guns in school? Mock gun battles? Calling a
Read MoreWho Was the 1-Legged Lady Runned Down by the Brooklyn Subway?
The New York City Police Department had to respond to a call where a one-legged woman had been run over
Read MoreLand of Chinese Dwarves
Land of Chinese Dwarves, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I’m saving my money beginning NOW and you should too so you
Read MoreI’m THE Big Fat Panda!
Seriously, why are these critters still not extincted yet? They have comically small children. They won’t have sex with each
Read MoreNerdy Girls
When you think of nerds you usually picture a teenage boy with pimples who is an expert at Halo and
Read MoreLOL: Republicans Think Obama is the AntiChrist
I’ve heard about a poll stating that 14% of Americans think Barack Hussein Obama may be the antichrist foretold in
Read MoreWhen He Comes Back I Won’t Get in the Way of Your Incest
I was doing ROFLcopters when I saw this. Maybe its because its late and I’m a tad slaphappy. Maybe its
Read MoreThe Gayest Thing I’ve Seen iPhone Do This Week
MobileCrunch says its the coolest, but I wholeheartedly disagree. First, no one likes soccer. Second, I thought styrofoam was harmful
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