Same As It Ever Was: Obama and the Talking Feds
Awesome computer animation spoof on the Talking Heads’ classic hit. Thanks to Hot Air for the video!
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Dr. Drew Answers an Important Question
Snoop Dogg, who, despite continuous trouble with the law and a serious habit of marijuana and alcohol abuse, and a
Read MoreBelchers in the News!
Everywhere we go, we stir up controversy. And by popular demand, most Belchers wear orange for safety. Not that it
Read MoreNeil Patrick Harris and the Double Rainbow
Neil Patrick Harris has a superpower. He can generate a Double Rainbow at will. The effect of this rainbow generation
Read MorePolitical Correctness Makes Everything Sound a Little Gay
Case in point: If this scene from Pulp Fiction were rewritten to be more sensitive, it would make an edgy
Read MoreUS Condemned for Hitting Pakistan with Hillary Clinton
This just in- the US is being condemned by the United Nations for its pre-emptive deployment of Hillary Clinton to
Read MoreOf Course You Know, Muslims Don’t Poop Like Normal People
And in England, where they continue to mutate British culture into a state of jihad, they are now installing these
Read MoreFamily Tech Support
I can sympathize with the recipient of these messages. Never has a 500 dollar laptop resulted in such a pain
Read MoreHey You Ugly Skanks. This Chick Can Teach You a Thing or Three
Best tutorial makeover video evah. You too can be good looking. Kinda. I love the music in the background. Where
Read MoreEasy Mode Games
Games waste so much time when you could be doing other things. This is the easy way to play some
Read MoreHow to Make Popcorn Shrimp
Some foreign Chef shows how.
Read MoreCooter County Salon Specializes in Gay Hair Weaves
Shocantell Brown of the “I Be Weave” Hair Salon shows off her services in this special advertisement. Don’t forget to
Read MoreTired of Listening to Apple Fans Rave About Snow Leopard? There’s an Apple Bar for That
Those geniuses at Apple have done it again. They have simultaneously reduced wait times at the Genius Bar in Apple
Read MorePirate Bay Userbase Plundered!!
Every user of the Pirate Bay Torrent Search site had their user credentials exposed in a vulnerability that existed on
Read MoreCorporate Motivation Goes Hilariously Wrong
I thought that many of the corporate motivational fads such as “trust falls,” teambuilding brigades and walking on hot coals
Read MoreThe Wailing Lohan
Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in the can for being a drama queen and failing to take the judge
Read MoreHey All the Single Ladies! Last Woman Not Hitched Has to Date THIS Guy
But at least after 20 or 30 years you might get a million bucks when his rich uncle dies. EMBED-Looking
Read MoreG20 Cops Confiscated LARPer Weaponry
Amongst the weaponry confiscated in the runup to the G20 in Toronto was the foam shields and foam sword of
Read MoreMel Gibson to Play the Next Batman
The aging actor is set to make a comback by donning the black cowl of the Dark Knight! He might
Read MoreBelchSpeak Now With More Facebook Bannage!
As of last night BelchSpeak is no longer on Facebook due to a terms of service violation most likely related
Read MoreEpic Why Guy: Aging Hippy Has Shopper’s Rage
A fat hippy is outraged that the Eaton Center mall shut down because so many of his pals were running
Read MoreKnow Who Else is on Team Jacob?
The AP reports that an terrorist attack was cancelled by Al-Queda in order to spare the life of Stephanie Meyers.
Read MoreThe Man that Inspired Jamie Foxx in “The Soloist”
Who knew that the liberal bastion of compassion, San Francisco, California, would be hiding all of its musical talent in
Read MoreSenator Byrd Died of Sprained Kleagle
It was touch and go all day yesterday as Senator Robert Byrd fought off an infection of his kleagle. By
Read MoreWhat it Takes to Make Leftists Sing National Anthem
During the G20 protests, someone shot this awesome footage of a bunch of hippies, anarchists, and leftist stooges trying to
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