How You Know We Won in Iraq: PORN!
Nothing shouts American victory more than the freedom Iraqi street vendors have to sell their wares: DVDs full or lovely
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I can't believe that came from your mouth!
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The Dad’s Rap
Don’t know how I missed this one back on Father’s Day, but it is awesome, especially with the line “Keep
Read MoreI Love the Piano Music of Silent Films
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Read MoreIf it Walks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck
One quarter of Americans think Obama is a Muslim. Lots of leftwingers immediately took to Twitter to say that the
Read MoreThere is an App for That. Really?
Yes, really.
Read More10 AM Music: YeaSayer – “Madder Red”
Good morning! Here is the very hot Kristen Bell who stars in this video for a band I’d never heard
Read MoreToddler Reaction Video to Monster Truck Mater
At the end of the new Pixar Carstoon Monster Truck Mater you see a giant steam-shovel/wrecking ball monster. And my
Read MoreYou Got Pwned.
This song has been floating around a while, but its an awesome rap song about intrusions and compromises. [audio:http://www.belch.com/audio/pwned.mp3] End
Read MoreBridge Building for Islam
So they are going to build a mega mosque right next to Ground Zero in New York City. They are
Read MoreMonster Truck Mater
The other day my wife and I went to Target and saw Mater Toon cars that referenced Monster Truck Mater,
Read MoreBest Way to Quit a Job
The new world’s best way to quit your job now belongs to Steven Slater, a Jet Blue flight attendant. Shortly
Read MoreHomophobic Boy Scouts Now Racists Too
Those Boy Scouts already hate teh gays, using their supreme court affirmed rights to prohibit homosexuals from joining. Now they
Read MoreKlingon Language Cave Tour
Nerdiness has assimilated the world better than Borg nanoprobes. In Australia there are caves that were once featured in a
Read MoreHide Yo Kids, Dey Rapin Evrybody Out Heah!
I don’t know what’s going on in Huntsville, Alabama, but it sure gets Antoine Dodson pretty feisty. Rape is not
Read MoreWho Wants Ice Cream?
This guy. I guess that ice cream truck driver should have had his ice cream music on.
Read MoreAl Gore Finally Gets to Listen to NWA and WASP Albums
Al Gore, back from having to deal with a new round of sexual assault allegations on a massage worker, allowed
Read MoreYou Auto-Complete Me
I never wondered this before, but now I do- From now on, if a homeless guy begs me for change
Read MoreVideo Narrative of My Trip to England
I keep getting dozens of emails asking how my trip to England was this past week. I keep writing that
Read MoreMale Cheerleading is NOT Gay
Whoever said cheerleading was gay should take it back. Heck, George W Bush was a male cheerleader, and even HE
Read MoreDarth Frederickson
Pixar posted this on twitter. Favorite quote: You don’t know the POWER of extra-strength poly-grip!
Read MoreBears Can’t Drive Toyotas
A bear crashed a Toyota after breaking into it to steal its pickanick basket containing one peanut butter and jelly
Read MoreFinally a Condom for No One’s Pleasure
Trojan introduced a new line of condoms that are guaranteed to satisfy no one and to prevent intimacy. From the
Read MoreSingle Mom Training the Next Generation Single Mom
Skanky hos don’t just grow themselves you know. And who knew they made fishnet stockings for toddlers? Or as they
Read MoreKate Gosselin Takes Her Brood to Camp With Sarah Palin
In what is sure to shape up to be the WonderMom collision of the century, Kate took her kids to
Read MoreScottish Furries Put an End to Beer. And They Packaged it in Roadkill!
The most exciting thing to ever happen to beer has now happened in my lifetime, and it brings tears of
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