KungFu Staring Contest! Go!
My movie theater tonight was nearly empty and I laughed so loudly during this trailer. I rate KungFu Panda as
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Cyber Lefty Jailed for Bill O’Reilly DDoS Attack
An idiot hacker wannabe acquired access to a botnet to shutdown Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter and Rudy Giuliani’s websites back
Read MoreHow the Web Browser Works
A geeky cartoon here shows how a web browsers work. Thanks to FMLFTW for the graphic.
Read MoreAn Alien Invasion Could Have Improved Newport News. Not Gonna Happen Now
This video is so full of win. An enormous black news reporter standing next to a lake babbling about a
Read MoreThe Swatter
The Swatter, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is the fourth comic book we’ve picked up at Chick-Fil-A for the boy.
Read MoreObama Demands Gay Jewish Coconuts Removed
In a stunning anti-homosexual and antisemetic rant today, Barack Obama demanded that all gay coconuts and all of the Jewish
Read MoreAzn Reporter Has Face Broken by Marauding Clown
An Asian reporter was pulled from a Halloween parade float by a clown. His face was broken, but at least
Read MorePeople Dump Their Girlfriends 2 Weeks Before Xmas
Someone mined the Facebook for breakups and put this chart together. As it turns out, two weeks before Christmas and
Read MoreTouchDown Jesus Replaced by Fish This Big Jesus
After Touchdown Jesus was zapped and destroyed by lightning, an artist got to work to replace it with FishThisBig Jesus.
Read MoreParenting Shocker
Parenting Shocker, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is what your second grader is really learning at school: 2 in the
Read MoreSticks and Stones May Break Bones, But Words Get You Eaten By Lions
Some dumbass chef in South Africa came to work drunk, stood on the edge of the Lion Den at the
Read MoreTranny is a Pushy Bitch
When Trannies get old and hit the wall they get angry because no one has self respect so low as
Read MoreAwesome Tasteless Costume
The only problem with a costume like this is it is impossible to eat or drink anything at a party.
Read MoreCool Homemade Doc Ock Costume
Saw this over at [GAS]. I have most of these items. Maybe next year?
Read MoreWho’s Up For Avatar 2?
I still havent seen Jim Cameron’s last enviro-nitwit Dances With Wolves from Sapce epic drama about smurfs, but I bet
Read MoreHow’s This for a BigAss Pumpkin?
bigasspumpkin, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Boy that sure is a mighty fine pumpkin you got there, hoss. But a real
Read MoreSears Running Zombie Sales
searszombie, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Sears is running a viral ad campaign to get people to come into their stores.
Read MoreIndonesian “Mystic” Destroyed in Hilarious Volcanic Burp
Some Durka-Durka earth worshiping Muslim holy man trusted his faith that a volcanic mountain he lived on wouldn’t hurt him,
Read MoreDeciBel and the Sonic MOO
DeciBel, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is another Comic Book from Chick Fil-A for boys that they get with a
Read MoreWhen Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong: Thug Fails to Mug Giant Tranny, Gets Three Years in Prison
Rufus Bowman had a plan. It wasn’t much of one, but he was a drug addict and needed to score
Read More4 PM Music: “Fat Girl” – Steel Panther
Heavy Metal Hair Band making fun of fat chicks something you are in the mood for? well, you’ve come to
Read MoreI Think Sloth Loves Chunk Too Much
Okay, I just finished introducing my three year old to the wonders of the Goonies. At the end of the
Read MoreSo THATS What Dark Crystal is About
If you are a fan of the Dark Crystal, you gotta laugh at the channel guide description of the movie.
Read MoreThe Gristle Missile
The Gristle Missile, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is a page out of a comic book Chick Fil-A is giving
Read MoreTim Burton and Vincent Price in 1982
I thought Tim Burton was just a crappy director who liked to ruin movies by making them too gothic or
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