Scary and Hilarious Clown Commercial for Walmart
Thanks to my buddy Robb again who thought of me when he saw this commercial Screaming clowns is a sure
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Finally, a Rapper Dies in a Drive By Shooting
What?? A rapper gunned down in a drive-by shooting? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper MBone caught just
Read MoreMater in the Potty
I showed my boy this clip from the upcoming Cars2 movie, and he loved it and busted out laughing. He
Read MoreReady for the Google Toilet?
It will serve you ads based on its analysis of your scat. This is old, and its from current TV,
Read MoreReason 990 to HomeSchool: Your Kid Won’t Be Given Detention for Being Funny
Well, it was only a 35 minute detention, but he might have had to skip lunch. Barbarian teachers. I found
Read MoreAwesome Wine Cellar
Maybe if my wife lets me rent a jackhammer I can begin construction through my basement concrete floor to install
Read MoreOsama Had to Download Porn Via Dirty Arab Sandal-Net
Heard of “sneaker-net?” That is when you have an airgapped network and need to transfer files from one network to
Read MoreAwesome Dulles Carnival
I went out to the carnival at Dulles Town Center with the family to enjoy some good ol’ redneck fun.
Read MoreBeen Kicking Ass Lately
Work has been a little hectic lately- been too busy kicking ass to blog anything, so speaking of kicking some
Read MoreDon’t Bring a Knife to a Cat Fight
How pathetic are modern men when they can’t even defeat a housecat in a fair fight? And worse, while losing
Read MoreElephant Poop
Elephant Poop, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I went to the National Zoo today with the family and checked out the
Read MoreRawrr Zombie!
I saw this over at Buzzfeed and it cracked me up. Nothing like a good facebook chuckle to help you
Read MoreReason 692 to HomeSchool: Insensitive Teachers and Their Bad Jokes
Here is a video of a fat single Mom with blazing red hair and massive fat arm tattoos relating a
Read More2 PM Music: Connor Anderson – “Roll a D-6”
This is an awesome music video spoof that deals with a subject near and dear to my heart. Thanks to
Read MoreReason 989 to HomeSchool: Schizoid New Age Vegan Teacher Won’t Wander Elementary School Halls Nude
Ol’ Harlan Porter here is an avowed leftist moonbat who believes in New Age Religion and thinks his body should
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Take on the Live Tweeting of Osama’s Assassination
Some IT consultant was on Twitter talking about how choppers were raiding a neighboring home.
Read MoreObama Played PlayStation While Generals Ran Osama Kill
A photo released by the White House shows Obama in the situation room playing with his PlayStation while the adults
Read MoreScary Clown Boy
Scary Clown Boy, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. While working from home and I was treated to a Face Paint modeling
Read MoreAwesome-est Osama Dead Laden Tweets
Screen cap of a bunch of my favorite tweets from tonight. Lots of lulz!
Read More9 PM Music: Superchunk – “Crossed Wires”
This video is pretty awesome. And here I thought that it was only my cat who carried switchblades and partied
Read MoreHaters Love to Hate Al Gore
Al Gore sits on Apple’s board of Directors. GreenPeace then listed Apple as the least Green because it used too
Read MoreKegger, Kegger, Kegger!
Now I know what the Jawas were doing with R2 between the time of his capture and his rescue. You
Read MoreDon’t Wake the Cartney
It was after 6 PM and if the kid slept much longer he wouldn’t be any good for bedtime. As
Read MoreCarousel Makers Get Internet Memes
How else would you explain someone designing a spinny car that is essentially a giant clown bent over spreading to
Read MoreShould Have Happened Sooner: Bots Replace Bums
Remember how badly bums used to smell? That piss, pitstain, and alcoholic aromatic cloud that surrounded them? They rarely shaved
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