The Boy Wanted Candy
After reading this, I’m gonna start hiding my car keys. Cartney has a sweet tooth and is ballsy enough to
Read More
BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Humor
It makes me laugh
Hillary Damaging That Wall She’s Hit
Some women really hit the wall. Then others hit that wall, and back up and take about fifty more runs
Read MoreHappy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Nelson Mandela turned 93 today. If he looks great, its because he had help. As it turns out, he lived
Read MoreMulti-Robb
A bunch of us were playing around with the Photosynth app for the iPhone. This is Dan’s trick of putting
Read MoreSean Bean Just Wants to LIVE!
If Sean Bean is in a movie, its a safe bet he will die in a spectacle of blood and
Read MoreEvil Hacker Gets Jailtime
Barry Ardolf is probably the internet’s ugliest troll. He used his neighbor’s open wireless connection to attempt to frame him
Read MoreWhat’s Hermione Mixing Up in Potions Class?
She does go out of the way to remind the audience that she’s legal.
Read MoreIt Was True Then and It’s True Now
Girls need to bring soft bread and don’t skimp on the butter. This passage was from a popular sex ed
Read MoreMichelle Obama Stuffs her Face at Shake Shack
While her husband is lecturing everyone about eating peas, Michelle closed down a DC burger joint to scarf down a
Read MoreURGR8ing Has Hilarious Captions
Robb, frequent commenter here, has a great twitter account where he takes news photos from Drudge and recaptions them. Here
Read MoreWest Coast Liberals Rap Battle in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
Okay, the bad news: Whole Foods has gotten a huge bump due to these stupid videos. Maybe the Good news:
Read MoreBoldly Going to School, Bus, Farm, Airport
I think it would be awesome to get Fisher Price Little People like this. But my kid has the standard
Read MoreMatthew Shepard Was the Gay Jesus
Matthew Shepard made the ultimate sacrifice for gays everywhere by dying on the fence for their sins. He is so
Read MoreFatty Au-Gratin
TLC loves to have shows about freaky people. And how freaky is a fat chick who eats nothing but cheesy
Read MoreAdam Savage, Geek Storyteller
This is just one of those great YouTube recommendations that pops up because you happened to see a related video
Read MoreGood News Ladies! Former Rep Anthony Weiner is Single Again!
Not only that, he has a whole huge batch of Twitpics that are bursting to erupt onto the twittersphere in
Read MoreDon’t Pump and Dump- Spray the Cops
Stephanie Robinette is a new Mom. Congrats, I guess. She just got busted after getting hammered at a wedding and
Read MoreMySpace Being Sold on the Cheap
Rupert Murdock is going to jettison the crummy MySpace acquisition that he bought for almost 600 million bucks for a
Read MoreBad Bullet Placement Leads to Very Happy Father’s Day
Thanks to IOwntheWorld here: I can’t do 45 minutes. But no wonder this guy is smiling so big.
Read MoreHalf Dressed Businessman Still Making Headlines
Its summertime, so the businessman who loves to fly in frilly negligees is back making headlines. I blogged about this
Read MoreBabies Just Know
Babies instinctively know who will feed them better. This baby at the White House proves it. Michelle is holding the
Read MoreMidnight Music: Mooncup – “Love Your Vagina”
Okay, this is actually a commercial for some type of silicon device that women are supposed to use to replace
Read MoreMidnight Music: GoRemy – “Metro Song”
Alternate title: It Could Be Worse- I Might Have to Ride the Metro I’m not doing as much federal work
Read MoreCreepiest Democrat?
Anthony Weiner is supposedly going to quit congress now, and I suppose its because his wife finally came home and
Read MoreI Can Sympathize With the Author
There really aren’t any classes that teach you how to make your child to go the F*** to sleep. My
Read More