Ah, the US Day of Rage!
Today was the birthday of the US Constitution, so of course a bunch of leftists decided to celebrate that by
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How Solyndra Got Its Loan from the Govt
The department of energy goes through quite a few submission videos to pick who they are going to throw cash
Read MoreUh Oh. Hitler’s AttackWatch.Com Site is a Laughing Stock
The web design team of AttackWatch.Com have to break the saddening news to the Führer.
Read MoreNic Cage is Lazarus
The Bible says that it is “appointed unto man once to die, and after this the judgement.” So this means
Read MoreOh Solyndra! Don’t You Cry For Me- I Come From California With Solar Panels on My Knee
If you have a bad case of photo-voltaic patella, (solar panel knee) then Obamacare is just the cure you need.
Read MoreIs Social Security a Ponzi Scheme?
I’m beginning to hit my mid forties. I’m under no illusion, as one of the first of the Generation Xers,
Read MoreIndians Speak With Forked Tongues: Evicting Blacks from the Tribe
The Cherokee nation is going to evict all black folk from their official registries because they aren’t Indians. But this
Read MoreChinese Parents Tell Kids: Eat Your Peas; Starving Kids in America
Thanks Obama. Now Chinese kids are having to eat their peas after their parents tell them that they are lucky
Read MoreGadzooks: Eels in the Peehole!
Those whacky Chinese and their home remedies include, apparently, letting eels eat dead skin off your body during a salon
Read MoreAny Which Way But the Smoking Section
A captive Orangutan has been forced to stop smoking and is being sent to a re-education zoo. From CBS here:
Read MoreNever Good When the Hot Beef Injection Burns
In what is the most hilarious way to die I’ve seen so far this year, Janet Hardt, an aging woman
Read MoreThe Hurricane That Didn’t Hit Us Caused More Damage
When Irene came through we had a hurricane party and laughed at the retarded weather reporters who endlessly tried to
Read MoreI’m Gumby Dammit! Gimme All Your Money!
I knew you couldn’t trust this green squishy dude. Gumby caught on tape robbing a convenience store. From CBS here:
Read MoreWhat is Your Favorite Rap Song?
This is mine.
Read MoreCasey Anthony Look-Alike Explains Sex Organs to Her Child
Hey everyone, remember child killer Casey Anthony? Well this isn’t her. Just her body double talking to a little kid
Read MoreMuslims Hilariously Butthurt Over Kids’ Coloring Book
A coloring book shows a member of the Seals sending Osama Bin Laden to his grave while he hides behind
Read MoreRepublican Puerto Rican Resigns Over FagFinder Photo
Liberal newspapers are making sure everyone knows that Puerto Rican lawmaker Senator Roberto Arango is a Republican Rump Ranger. They
Read MoreSuburban Couple’s Terrified Experience with Hurricane Irene
They need your prayers.
Read MoreIrene is a Complete Joke- Streakers on the Weather Channel
Irene can’t even come up with enough gusty weather to keep streakers at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront from flashing the
Read MoreOh Boy a Clown Is Suing Me!
I love a good Internet LOLsuit. From Steve Triola, an asshat who paints his face so the children he plays
Read MoreHelpful Advice for Vegan Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton announced that he is now a strict vegan, mostly not because it causes weight loss, but because his
Read MoreCrazy Ass Dog
Okay, up front, I’m not much of a dog person. I am the type of dude who will take your
Read MoreAwesome Zombie Wedding Photos
The part about weddings I hate the most is the photography session that seems to last a couple of hours
Read MoreToo Many Toolbars?
Too Many Toolbars?, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. My pal Gary sent along this awesome Cracked article about how some people
Read MoreAndres Levy Apologizes to Chris Brown the Bitch Slapping Rapper
This is the absolute best apology ever.
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