Quark is a Proud One Percenter
Saw this on George Takei’s Facebook page and laughed out loud. Anyone who protested the Grand Nagus got a Fereginar
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I can't believe that came from your mouth!
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Obama’s Softer Side
This is how you catch Venezuelan Trenchmouth. Or Cancer. Anyone else think ol’ Barry is the bottom in this relationship?
Read MoreWhatever Happened to the History Channel?
Remember when historical documentaries were on the History Channel? Now the channel features non-scientific hooey about ghosts, aliens, and ice
Read MoreBet You Think Occupy Wall Street Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, AmIRight?
Well the best way to really gay up the anarchy even more than having a bunch of girly men with
Read MoreCaptain Planet Dies Due to Chicken Curry
Always knew it would end this way. And if you think Captain Planet looked gross, you should see inside that
Read MoreMaury Test Drives his New Car
You gotta hand it to Maury Povich- he has made a mint off the drama created by stupid whores who
Read MoreOccupy Portland’s Lulzy Tears
The Portland PD finally started whacking some stupid spoiled hippies. I love the loud kid in the red hat who
Read MoreIn These Dark Times, USA Needs a Hero
And that hero is Chuck Woolery, formerly of the game show, Love Connection. And the best comment on the video:
Read MoreThe Intelligence of the 99%: Stoned and Stupid
Look at the genius exhibited by the typical Occupy Wall Street Protester- and this one from Denver- this stoner, lice-infested
Read MoreOMG Is That Bone? Raised Lettering?
This is a very cool business card. Thanks [GAS]! The kind of card that will make Patrick Bateman BatShiat Crazy.
Read MoreOccupy WallStreet Now Chanting: Bring Out Your Dead!
The corpses are piling up at Occupy Wall Street Tent Cities across this great land. Most of the deaths are
Read MorePecking Order at Dog, Inc.
Saw this over at Sad Hill News and just LOL’ed.
Read MoreRemember When Sally Jesse Was Hot?
Here is a young Sally Jesse Raphael when she was a super model in 1978: But this bitch hit the
Read MoreSunday Music: The 53% Rap Song
This rap song is a huge middle finger to the spoiled commies at the Occupy rallies around the country. I
Read MoreCruel Joke on Children Proves to Never Listen to Jimmy Kimmel
This is an astonishingly cruel joke to play on a kid after Halloween, and Jimmy even expresses his own disbelief
Read MoreI Suxor at Bowling
I am that guy who joined a bowling league to meet people and get better at bowling. After three years
Read MoreFeds Want to Ban Licorice for Halloween
I’m the only one in my family that enjoys the black jellybeans and will eat black licorice. Now the FDA
Read MoreRoofing Accident
Roofing Accident, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is an old joke, but Mark Price’s response was hilarious.
Read MoreHappy Halloween! Night of the Little Dead
Penn Jillette and Adam Savage star in a horror short directed by Teller. Its funny, quirky and of course, gory.
Read MoreA Blonde Girl Solves the Global Warming Problem
Someone should punch her teachers in the face.
Read MoreThe Occupy Movement Spoofed to Sell Jeeps
This is hilarious. Doug Powers writes on his blog: What started as a quest to end corporate greed, slow the
Read MoreHitchcock’s Angry Birds
Saw this over at Threadless, and it was pretty awesome. Didn’t get the tshirt, however. I realized the other day
Read MoreFatty Chas Bono Booted Off Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show
Fatty sexually confused Chastity Bono went on TV to complain that she was ‘bullied’ by judges on the Dancing show
Read MoreHerman Cain Sings the Beatles
This is so awesome on so many levels. First, Cain pokes fun at a liberal anthem- John Lennon’s Imagine. And
Read MorePumpkin Experimentation
The Pumpkin Centipede is the least happy jack-o-lantern I’ve seen in years.
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