Magic Johnson Just Won’t Die of the HIV
My wife is perpetually pissed that Magic Johnson still draws a breath. You really can’t blame her- she lost her
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Disaster is Imminent
Disaster is Imminent, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. A Lazy Saturday Night. The boy and I are building towers
Read MoreShep Flips His Lid Over AT&T Throttling
This dude makes bank at Fox and he is losing his mind over his AT&T data plan and its overages
Read MoreDon’t Turn Your Back on the Monkey
Ever wonder how a monkey prepares to attack? Evidently it involves three giant swings followed by a simian missile. If
Read More1-800 Flowers Ruined Valentines Day for Thousands
I used 1-800 Flowers just once. They delivered the bouquet and vase I ordered via DHL, and the vase was
Read MoreCharles Darwin Made a Pros vs Cons List About Marrying His 1st Cousin
For a person that invented the theory of evolution, you’d think that marrying your first cousin would be a no-brainer.
Read MoreBlack History Month: Grammy Award Given to Misogynist
Chris Brown the R&B superstar, mostly famous for beating up Rihanna, was given a grammy because, well if he didn’t
Read MoreSNL Pokes Fun at Verizon 4G LTE
This is pretty funny from Hulu.
Read MoreGlitterbomb Muhammad and the Kaaba
You know who really hated gays and wouldn’t let them get married? Muhammad. And since glitterbombing is an acceptable form
Read MoreSounds Like My Meetings
Dilbert sums up why I’ve been having some rough meetings lately.
Read MoreMacaulay Culkin Suffering From Michael Jackson Ass Polyps
The news is all aflutter this week over the photo of Macaulay Culkin wasting away. [ad code=2 align=center] No surprise
Read MoreBeating This Meme to Death: Shit IT Security Nerds Say
I work in IT security and it is a daily chore not to whomp nerd ass with a spare laptop
Read MoreDon’t Piss Off Your Gun-Toting Dad Who Works in IT
A Dad, Tommy Jordan, becomes very disappointed with his daughter after finding a hurtful post on her Facebook wall. Stick
Read MoreHillary is Really Looking Presidential
What with the wrinkles, jiggly jowls, turkey neck, bad dentures, tight collar, awful hair best covered by a wig- She
Read MoreThe Real Halftime in America Commercial
Thanks to our pal Remy. People are out of work and they’re hurting. And they’re wondering where all their money
Read MoreTSA Needs Your Help!
No education required!
Read MoreAh, the Toe Market
All these little piggies that go to market? That market is WalMart. And they ride around in the Scamp carts
Read MoreCapitalism is Way Better for the Environment Than Progressivism
How have progressives changed the world? What have they contributed to the betterment of society? Just think about Greenpeace. They’ve
Read MoreNot-So-Happy Meal
A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack
Read MoreTwo News Anchor Women Dreaming About Sausage
Nice, firm, sausage. Sausage you can really wrap your mouth around. Tasty, savory sausage. She just loves to be the
Read MoreCreepy Zombie Bedsheets
This looks like a great bedcover for those that need my guest room as a crash pad. It was from
Read MoreUnemployed Again
It was the first day on my new job and I was all excited to get to drive the bobcat.
Read MoreStuff Liberals Say
This should be the final video in the sh*t people say series, and its pretty hilarious. Thanks to 6MeatBuffet.
Read MoreStorage Wars Turn Grim: Granny Bones Up for Auction
Someone just couldn’t stand to get rid of Granny after her death so they stuck her coffin in a storage
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