Boise Really Doesn’t Like Nickelback
I’ve been to Boise. Gorgeous town; not a blade of grass out of place. No such thing as graffiti. Gourmet
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What’s German for “Tranny Hag?”
The German Professor at Georgia University regularly took out backpage ads to blow dudes while he was dressed up as
Read MoreFlava Flav Provided Running Commentary for Fireworks at Celebrate Fairfax
Tonight was so freaking surreal, and its because Surreal Life Star Flava Flav and his Hip Hop All Stars were
Read MoreLeftist Whackjobs Blame the BusDriver for Scott Walker Election Win
These are what leftists look like- neck bearded immasculated girly men, and a no-makeup wearing woman raging like she’s on
Read MoreTaste the Tears: Progressives Lose Wisconsin; Declare Death of Democracy
This is what a Democrat male looks like. Weeps openly on camera and hysterical rather than logical. Seriously, this effete
Read MoreMidgets Pissed that Tall People Were Cast for Snow White Movie
A prominent midget group is hopping mad over being left out of the casting call for the roles of dwarves
Read MoreKnows Who’s Convinced of the Zombie Apocolypse? Blacks in Miami
Black people in Miami are terrified now of zombies due to the recent spate of cannibalism reports in the region
Read MoreCasey Anthony is Selling a New Product
Everyone thought Casey Anthony hauled ass from Florida and disappeared after she was found not guilty of killing her daughter,
Read MoreDead Kitty Chopper to Catch Flying Mice
One of the more inventive uses for a dead cat is to convert it into a flying machine like Dutch
Read MoreRichard Dawson Kisses the World Goodbye
Richard Dawson was famous for his role on Hogan’s Heroes but he was really the man who made the Family
Read MoreCDC Denies Zombie Outbreak
The Center for Disease Control of the US Government now denies that the recent spate of deadly cannibal attacks are
Read MoreRomney Supporters Turn Tables on Obama Team
The right sat around for years while leftists like Code Pink tried to make citizens arrests against Bush Officials. Occupy
Read MoreEven the Taiwanese Laugh at Bloomberg
I’m a huge fan of the Big Gulp. Loads of people love a Venti coffee at Starbucks. Both will be
Read MoreI Want a Roller Skating Baboon!
The UK’s Sun newsrag has their panties in a twist over a North Korean circus act in which monkeys and
Read MoreNoble Gases Are So Emo
If chemistry was like a really awkward party, this is what you’d see:
Read MoreZoey Ripple Shot in the Hip for Drunken Home Invasion
While I’ve been out here in Denver, this story leads the top of the hour news radio cycles- Zoey Ripple,
Read MoreTeeth Shattered by a Golf Ball
I can’t think of many more things that are as painful as this story- except maybe if the lady had
Read MoreFacebook Song is Worst Since Symantec Song
This facebook song has all the makings of a horrible Corporate song: Ugly chicks, bad rap lyrics and a mulleted
Read MoreEventually, You’ll Get a Beat Down at McDonald’s Drive-Thru
Okay, the story here is not that another white woman was the victim of a racial attack- perhaps she was,
Read MorePakistan Blocks Twitter Over Everyone Draw Muhammad Day
Oh those freedom-loving Pakis! Today, May 20, is the third annual “Everybody Draw Muhammad Day.” In order to prevent all
Read MoreAssembly of Avengers
My older brother put this together yesterday as the boys were playing after a long week.
Read MorePixar’s Lucky Lounge
This is an awesome story about creative people converting a crawlspace into something legendary.
Read MoreFaux-Cohantas Elizabeth Warren Wrote an Injun Cookbook
If any conservative pretended to be an Indian, used those claims to get a job, preferential treatment, or make a
Read MoreThe Last Gasp of the Potato Rock
When we were growing up my Mom used to keep 20 lb sacks of potatoes in the garage for use
Read MoreToughest Opponent in New Diablo 3 is the Login Screen
I was having a fitful night of sleep so I got up and checked Twitter. Like you wouldn’t. Forget warm
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