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Well it seems these kids are getting an education in college after all. They are learning that white people have
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Thousands of Crocodiles Under Arrest
All the stories about the massive crocodile roundup in South Africa mention that the crocs escaped from a farm. But
Read MoreLiberal Poetry From a Hippie Chick
This is the poetry of the new generation, commonly called Generation Gimme. Oh, and click here to see the meaning
Read MorePot Zombie Attacks Florida Family
Another pot zombie was recently captured by the cops. At least no one was seriously hurt, unless you count the
Read MoreSingle Moms Are Competitive
Especially the newly-pregnant ones when they fight over a dollar. In Wisconsin two strippers, one of them pregnant, fought over
Read MorePOV of Dog in the Pool
We just got word that our new puppy was born! It will be an Old English Sheepdog, born to a
Read MoreBill Burr Goes Off on Yoko Ono for Good Reason
If you’ve never seen Bill Burr do his standup, you should get on Netflix and watch it, but not yet,
Read MoreCat Mutilation Makes Me Want to Buy a New Corolla
Commercial from New Zealand shows that cats will do anything to ride in this POS car. Bonus Zombie Kitty.
Read MoreAdvanced Useless Machine Is Undefeated
This machine does absolutely nothing with maddening precision. Made from an old printer.
Read MoreProject Veritas Proves Media is Hypocrites on Gun Violence
This is an awesome video from James O’Keefe and his Project Veritas team targeting the gun-grabbing hypocrites in the media.
Read MoreThe Old Gay Republic
One of the rivals to World of Warcraft is Bioware’s The Old Republic, where nerds run around a virtual world
Read MoreBumbles Bounce! Fat Lady Says Fatness Saved Her Life
I blogged this the other day, but didnt have this epic photo of the fatty that plummeted through the sidewalk
Read MoreMessing With the Tarpon is a South Florida Tradition
Tarpons are huge. They congregate around any fishing dock waiting for anglers to come back and clean their fish. Guts,
Read MoreAnyone Want Foot Jerky? Callous Clear Has it For You
My wife just mentioned a gross TV infomercial about a foot cream, that once applied, you can scrape disgusting callouses
Read MoreTeacher Puts Asspie in a Box
A West Virginia teacher put a problem child in a “bad boy fort” built of cardboard due to the boy’s
Read MorePandas Might Be Good For Something
The best article ever on Pandas was written and posted to the Daily Caller. From the DC here: Some people
Read MoreGreat Scott! Uranium For Sale on Amazon
Just in case you are having trouble getting your reactor to fission, you can now order, directly from Amazon.com, a
Read MoreElectro-Static Discharge- How NOT to Do It
I have a degree in electronics, but I actually haven’t played with circuit boards in earnest since college. And even
Read MoreWorld’s Oldest Dashcam Video Looks Familiar
Found this video on Liveleak and it was fascinating. Old firetrucks didn’t have sirens- just a stupid clanging bell, and
Read MoreNigerian 419 Scammers Make Perfect Faith Healing Scammers
While this Nigerian was running his own advanced fee fraud scam, he met a demon on the Internet. After two
Read MoreStripping Can Be Tricky
A stupid 22YO stripper tried to do some type of super-awesome dance move while giving a lapdance and ended up
Read MoreA Medical Bracelet I Actually Need
If I get hit by a bus, I hope the EMTs will follow these instructions- Via DuckDuckGrayDuck. Actually, the most
Read MoreIf You Flub Your Lines, Patrick Stewart Will Hug You
Found this on Reddit, and I LOLed a few times. We have been watching Star Trek Voyager for the past
Read MoreMST3K Confirms Twilight to Be Worst Movie Ever
I always thought the movies were poorly directed, poorly color filtered, poorly acted, and the characters shallow and uninteresting. But
Read MoreMetro Delays in DC Rush Hour- Baby Came Early
Riding the DC Metro is a germ-infested crowded experience on the best of days. And if there is a delay
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