Freakazoid Tranny Don Ennis Wants Backsies on Boobies
Don Ennis, an editor at ABC News, showed up at work back in May as a woman wearing heels, lipstick,
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XGames Fail: Don’t Celebrate Before You Cross the Finish Line
Female motocross racer Meghan Rutledge started celebrating her victory a half lap too early. Way too lulzy not to share.
Read MoreUltimate Strikeout: Dude Shot Down by Girlfriend in Front of Stadium of Fans
David wants to marry Jessica. Jessica is probably dating some other dude already. I love how the announcer just laughs.
Read MoreBoobies in the News
Drudge tweeted a link to a story about a bunch of lactating wenches trying to set a world record for
Read MoreCommercial For the Onset of Bitchiness
Ostensibly, this is a commercial for an organization that wants to send care packages to little girls when they go
Read MoreLiar Anthony Weiner Violated Campaign Laws
Anthony Weiner told a big lie when he said that hackers had broken into his twitter account and sent dick
Read MoreThe Petticoat 5: Computers Designed By Women for Women
This is unbelievable. The computer features a ringholder, a tissue holder, a popup mirror and a nailfile built into the
Read MoreGeorge Zimmerman Rescues Man From Overturned Truck
George Zimmerman, in pseudo-hiding since his acquittal on murder charges against Trayvon Martin, came to the rescue of a man
Read MoreObama’s Navy Bombed the Great Barrier Reef
Remember when Obama said that now is the time that the world would begin to heal itself and the tides
Read MoreTesticles Have Taste Buds
And the testicles like sweet stuff apparently and also love the “umami” flavor. I had no idea, either. From the
Read MoreMichael Moore to Split Donut Fortune in Divorce
Fat-assed liberal Michael Moore is getting a divorce. He will likely lose half of his fortune. He had no kids
Read MoreDetroit Has a New Marketing Video
Pure Michigan. Your trip begins at barackobama.com. Click here to see a bonus Cleveland Tourism Video.
Read MoreToo Many Hemingways
I walked by Sloppy Joes while they were running the contest to select the new Hemingway Look-Alike. It was one
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Wonder Why No One Cares About Blacks Murdered in Chicago
Since Trayvon Martin made a sad mistake to attack a neighborhood watch volunteer, hundreds of blacks have been gunned down
Read MoreFlorida HOA Discriminates Against Stupid Mermaids
What do you get when you cross a zany broad with a mermaid costume and a grumbly HOA board? Why
Read MoreLab Nerds Spoof Thrift Shop Song
Lab geeks and pathologists have a unique job and specific complaints about dumb hospital workers who love to check the
Read MoreThe Evil Queen Proves She’s Not a Hater
Character interactions at Disney can often be magical. This is one of those moments captured when a little girl named
Read MoreWhat is Wrong With Newspeople?
Two hilarious news clips from yesterday demonstrate that Newscasters are by and large, idiotic, drunk, incompetent, racist, foolish and all
Read MorePot Heads Can’t Be Chemists
A pot head in California almost killed himself when he managed to douse himself with boiling hemp oil and ignited
Read MoreWoman Sentenced to 25 Years For Lubricating Firearm
An Oklahoma meth-head was sentenced to 25 years in prison for using her twat as a holster. I think Oprah
Read MoreHorny Pit Bull Takes Some Hostages
Three black roommates get trapped in their own home by a horny pit bull that belongs to someone else in
Read MoreDetroit Gets the Police Force It Deserves
Liberals will watch this video and be outraged. Thinking people will watch this and conclude that of course, this is
Read MoreGot the T-Shirt
Who doesn’t love the Goonies? This is also one of the few if not only pirate stories I’ve ever heard
Read More1 PM Music: Go Remy – “Hamilton & Burr: The Duel”
Remy is back to remind us all about how Alexander Hamilton was killed in a duel.
Read MoreTranslator Needed for This Football Fan
I think a soccer game went poorly for this foul-mouthed fan. You need a shilelagh to knock through her accent.
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