Oh Florida! Tampa Man Has Sex With Pit Bull
I’m sure this pit bull was dressed pretty slutty though. Meet Bernie Marsonek. He had a stable of Pit Bulls
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
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Raptor Attack
Cool life sized model of a leaping raptor at Animal Kingdom’s DinoLand.
Read MoreGators Dockside Charging Obamacare Surcharge
I’ve eaten at Gator’s Dockside. The wings are pretty good, but the restaurant desperately needs an update. The place is
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Breaking: Trayvon Martin Still Dead
A thug who tried to play the knockout game with an armed Neighborhood Watchman is still dead. And yes, I’m
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Alex Sink Wants to Enslave Hispanics for Votes
The Democrat party wants to reform the immigration laws to make it legal to import Mexicans for the important work
Read MoreOh Florida! Man Turns Wiener Dog Into Hot Dog
A three-month puppy wiener dog was having a seizure and making a ton of noise at 1:30 in the morning,
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Oh Florida! Woman Sets Dog and Husband Ablaze
A woman tried to kill a tick with fire. Then her dog jumped on the lighter flame, and burst into
Read MoreBig Fish and Big Birds
Headed to Key West today. As is our custom, we stopped at Robbie’s to feed the huge tarpon. This photo
Read MoreMy Seven Eleven Guy
Is Uncle Si. Love the Camo ball cap!
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Oh Florida! Old Biddy Busted Feeding Bears
There are lots of black bears in Florida. Yes, it’s true. Mostly, they are Jewish bears that only come south
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Oakland Nature Preserve
Oakland Nature Preserve, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We are still exploring the area. We found the Oakland Nature
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Crane in the Mist
Crane, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. This is another photo of Lake Apopka. It is my third time visiting
Read MoreIn Florida Sinkholes Are Amphitheaters
Well why not? A hole should be used for something.
Read MoreEndless Reflections of Lake Apopka
Visited this large still lake today. The endless perfect reflection of the sky on the water was stunning. And we
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I Feel the Same Way About Justin Bieber
The little wuss puss got busted for drunken drag racing. Is he dead yet? Dang.
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Bart Simpson Steals TV From Florida Target Store
A Florida man rolls through Target on a skateboard carrying a stolen TV. Maybe he considers it fair trade for
Read MoreOrlando Thug Mom Teaches Daughter the Thug Life
Dollar General Stores outnumber Seven-Elevens in Central Florida. But even so, this Fat Obama Voter robbed a store and tried
Read MoreFlorida Man Shoots Movie-goer For Talking During “Lone Survivor”
After the Colorado movie theater incident, I really don’t blame people for going to the movies carrying heat. But a
Read MoreKey West Street Art
This was painted onto the corner of an abandoned building near the Old Town Bakery in Key West. A skeleton
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Lobster Trap Christmas Tree at Turtle Kraals
Lobster Trap Christmas Tree at Turtle Kraals, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We were out in Key West’s Turtle
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Santa Visited Our Neighborhood on a Firetruck
So I was out walking the dog tonight and I heard firetrucks enter the neighborhood. I was hoping that all
Read MoreWelcome to Florida. Here’s Your First Dog Bite
My wife made a rookie mistake by extending her hand to a stray dog without first establishing a level of
Read MoreGeorge Zimmerman Attracts the Crazy
George Zimmerman’s life is a hot mess, and the fact that his ex girlfriend is a psycho doesn’t help much.
Read MorePothead Princess Drinks Underage and Kills 2 Women
A self absorbed stoner in Florida named Kayla Mendoza tweeted “2 Drunk 2 Care” and then drove the wrong way
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