Hot Burlesque Clown
Usually not a fan of clowns, but this one is hot. This is on the wall of the Hen House,
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Florida
Oh Florida! Flesh Eating Disease From Gulf
This story is pretty creepy. A man spent an afternoon crabbing, caught a bacterial infection and was dead in 28
Read MoreOh Florida! Kook Claims to Work for CIA; Busted for Entering Store Wearing a Paper Bag
Meet Clayton Schwey. There are several stories about him in the local papers in the Vero Beach area. This homeless
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Vegan Mom is Unfit Parent
Meet staunch Obama voter Sarah Anne Markham. This Florida liberal managed to forgo her Obamacare-paid birth control and of course
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Merida the Sheepdog Loves the Visiting Baby
My tiny nephew is in town for a visit, and his biggest fan is the sheepdog who gets to eat
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Megatron Trolling Tourists at Universal
At Disney you can meet Princesses and Mickey. At Universal, you can pose for photos with Megatron, who always mocks
Read MorePride: 9 Guys Arrested for “Lewdness”
Nine men were hanging out at a children’s playground near the Orlando airport doing stuff that gay men do. They
Read MoreOh Florida! First Recorded Case of Squirrel Ass Reported
A Florida man got shot in the ass while he was wearing a squirrel for underwear or something. But now
Read MoreOh Florida! Ghetto Dog Fighting Ring Busted
Cops raided a home a few nights ago in Apopka FL, arresting 26 thug-life idiots who were engaging in animal
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Shots Rang Out in the Ghetto
Orange County has one neighborhood that is so bad that cops always go there with backup- sometimes 6 to 8
Read MoreOh Florida! Hooker Hides Pot in Her Snizz
Some rich Florida lawyer tried to shortchange his hooker and she called the cops to complain. The cops ended up
Read MoreOh Florida! Zombie Killing Weapons Stashed in Coffin
A cop found a cache of bizarre weapons, most likely used for a zombie apocalypse, stashed in a coffin at
Read MoreOh Florida! Tampa Man Busted Using Cellphone Jammer
A man in Florida constructed his own cell phone jammer and was blanking out the calls of every driver on
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Cartney’s First Catch
The Easter Bunny brought Cartney a kid’s fishing rod for Easter. It came with rod, reel, two bobbers and several
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Oh Florida! Topless Woman Trashes McDonalds
And she has some tig ol bitties. Maybe this woman didn’t get her happy meal the way she wanted it.
Read MoreFlorida Grad Takes Job as Signpost
It’s tough to get a job in Obama’s economy. This man wears a cap and gown spinning signs for a
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Oh Florida! Old Man Burned Lesbian Child Hoarders Trailer
In Miami, an old man, who is a registered sex offender, set fire to a mattress outside of a trailer
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Winter Garden Citrus Posters
Hanging out in downtown Winter Garden collecting photos of the old Citrus Brands that used to ship via rail on
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Oh Florida! Instant Karma for Road Rage
In Florida, there are no rules. One redneck driver flipped off a woman and then spun out and wrecked his
Read MoreOh Florida! Epic Friday Night on the Town!
I gotta party with this guy. From News13 here: A Volusia County man has been arrested after he set fire
Read MoreIts Bacon Candy!
I visited a candy shop in Winter Park, FL yesterday called Rocket Fizz. They had the largest collection of bacon
Read MoreOh Florida! Lulzy Mugshot Mags
At the Stop’N’Shop you can purchase a lulzy glossy mag of all the neighborhood scumbags. I guess the money goes
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Oh Florida! Bar Patron Goes Rambo; Gets Ass Whoopin
Florida man by the name of David Allen Noble tries to assault a bar Rambo-Style and he gets his ass
Read MoreOh Florida! Hampton, FL Most Corrupt Town; Threatened with Extinction
The town of Hampton Florida has under 500 residents. They have enough cops to provide a 1:25 ratio of cops
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Oh Florida! Tampa Family Ate LSD-Laced Steak from WalMart
Everyone was tripping face and the doctors induced labor on the wife. Scary!
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