Gonna Get Me Some Chewie Hugs at Star Wars Weekends
It is weekend two of Star Wars Weekends at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. I got the fast passes and I got
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Florida
Gypsy Woman Watercolor
A wonderful cocktail bar downtown next to the local theater features this great watercolor painting by a local artist.
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Coolest Landscaping Logo Ever!
I love logos with artistic design, and this one is just awesome. It was plastered to the back of a
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Gatorland Jumparoo
We have a friend in town this week, and while I’m home hunting cyber badguys, the Missus is over at
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Of Florida! Finally got a chance to visit Florida’s gulf coast today! Stayed for a few hours, earned our sunburns,
Read MoreGoodbye Maryland
Spent a few days in the DC Metro area, including a team offsite in the middle of nowhere in Maryland.
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Megatron is Tired of Selfies Too
You may have seen this but it’s new to me. I love watching Megatron interact with guests at Universal Studios,
Read MoreFlorida Has Zombie Cats
This cat was hit by a car, declared dead and buried. 5 days later, it crawled out of its grave
Read MoreHippies Frightened of NextGen Mosquito Control
If you affix the GMO description to anything, hippies will instantly oppose it because they don’t understand science. In the
Read MoreSteampunk and Steamtrains
Today was awesome. We went to Mount Dora FL to visit Rennenger’s, a famous antiques depot and flea market, and
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Florida Aquarium in Tampa Was Awesome
Been in Florida a while but only now got the chance to visit Tampa. What better place to take the
Read MoreFlorida Dude Smashes Psychic GF’s Car
A Florida man from Vero Beach was dating a chick who claimed to be psychic. That was his first mistake.
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Florida Pet Store Owner Arrested for Dragon Smacking
Remember the guy who chugged a box of cockroaches to win a snake and choked to death and died? The
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New Years at Gatorland
We had friends in town so we thought we’d take them to a classy fun place in Central Florida. Of
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What’s Under Palm Trees?
Gorgeous day down here in Key West. The ground beneath these Palm trees at the dog park have washed away
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Gator Fight At the Men’s Tee
No, these guys do NOT want to come back and play this hole or just hit from the Ladies’ tee.
Read MoreTrick or Treating Doctor
The boy went as the Matt Smith Doctor Who for Halloween. One side of the trick-or-treat bag said “Bad Wolf”
Read MoreSandhill Cranes Giving the Stink Eye
Sandhill cranes are 4 feet tall, have red crowns, have wide gauge piercings through their beaks, and will often stand
Read MoreSign of the Times
This sign hangs in the lobby of Old Time Photos in Old Town Kissimmee Florida. Walk-in appointments are accepted.
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Florida Herons are Badasses
If you’ve ever wondered what happened to the dinosaurs, this settles the question. This Heron stalks, kills and eats a
Read MoreScaly Neighbor
This cute little fella lives in the bush under my palm tree. His main job is giving the Missus the
Read MoreOh Florida! Pit Bull Puppy Eaten by Gator
This story is pure Florida. A black man let his Pit Bull puppy off the leash so it could terrorize
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Champion Alligator Retired Due to Workers Comp
This is a fantastic sign at Orlando’s original theme park, Gator Land. Big Mack was so fast and so good,
Read MoreKey West Sunset
Hanging out in Key West instead of going to Blackhat in Vegas. Blogging is slow ‘cuz ISLAND TIME!
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Hold My Beer and Watch This: 90 LB Tuna Gaffed off Dock
This is how easy fishing is in the Keys sometimes. Some local yokels free-gaffed a 90 LB Yellowfin Tuna as
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