Tap Dancing on Graves to Score Political Points
When you think about it, the entire Black Lives Matter movement is fueled by one thing and one thing only:
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Pickle Man Busted
Florida Man goes to a neighborhood, strips down and sodomizes himself with a pickle. Meet Eric Detieg. From the SmokingGun:
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New Florida Invasive Species: The Arapaima
A giant Amazonian River fish that is sorta like a tarpon, is invading Florida waterways and is now endangering native
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Superbowl 55 Full of Virtual Signaling
As predicted, commercials for the superbowl consisted mostly of attempts to vitue signal how their companies have the best corporate
Read MoreBob Ross’ Grave
I visited the grave of Bob Ross in Florida. Happy Little Corpse pic.twitter.com/0fZyHp0FTZ — CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak)
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MOTY: Children’s Book Author Starves and Beats Children
Meet Jennifer Wolfthal. This Florida lady used to teach 4th graders before she “quit” to focus on homeschooling her children.
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Crazy Racist Florida Woman
Meet Kristen Kelly, the wealthy daughter of a prominent Florida business family who operates Kelly’s Foods Inc, who went batshit
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CuddleFail: Florida Man Killed by Pet Bird
A Cassowary seems like a living link to the age of Dinosaurs, specifically a Velociraptor with its huge clawed feet.
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Delayed Crazy Woman Accuses JetBlue of Rape
All women must be believed when they claim they were raped correct? I guess JetBlue must have slipped this crazy
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Zero School Shootings Mar Summer Vacation
The headline above is one of those that the FakeNews will never report. But think about this. There were zero
Read MoreGuns Dont Cause School Shootings. Schools Do.
There are two things that all school shootings have in common. Guns and Schools. One is protected by the United
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Fort Pierce for Florida Adventure Saturday
I already live in the state where everyone comes to on vacation. So how do Floridians vacation? By taking mini-vacations
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Florida Adventure Saturday: EPCOT Behind the Seeds Tour
For the past year I’ve tried to do a new adventure in Florida as many weekends as I can. Whether
Read MorePerky Bat Tower on Sugarloaf Key
Exploring the Florida Keys, we stumbled across the Perky Bat Tower, on Sugarloaf Key, built in the 1920’s in an
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Trapped Next to the Movable Type
I often joke about treating EPCOT in Disney as my church. I often go there on Sundays with family, enjoy
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New Common Core Math
As a Conservative, I was supposed to be against the Common Core Curriculum here in Florida. The reading is far
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Swimming with the Manatees
This past weekend was our ten-year wedding anniversary. As a couple we had hoped that we would have been able
Read MoreCrazy Florida: Versailles House
Not too far from where I live is a 90,000 square foot home dubbed “Versailles” after the French palace. It
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Witches Slay Family on Blue Moon?
There is some crazy stuff that happens in Florida. The latest crazy took place in Pensacola when a Sheriff’s Department
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Barbies With Daddy Issues
There is an adult store in Key West that featured Barbie Dolls on the pole doing strip teases. Each of
Read MoreMinivans Leading a Parade
Got back from the Florida Keys on Sunday. Its a gorgeous drive, but there is always that one tourist in
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Vader as a Tot
My friend picked up this painting at Artegon in Orlando. Love it!
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Disney is Banning the Selfie Stick
Well, they are banning it on rides that would get guests impaled at least. This photo was taken by me
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Disney Horses!
There is a nature trail on Disney Property between the Wilderness Lodge and the Fort Wilderness Resorts. My kid and
Read MoreMeanwhile, In Florida
Saw this and had to laugh. Haven’t had this happen to me, mostly because iguanas live much further south. Meanwhile
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