No More Free Scooters for Fat Retired WalMart Shoppers
Remember those annoying Scooter Store commercials? Well the FBI raided the Scooter Store for medicaid fraud and now the company
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Boston Marathon Blast Highlights DHS Failures
As yet we still don’t know who planted the bombs at the Boston Marathon which killed 3, including a child,
Read MoreNASA Goes Asteroid A-Wranglin’
Obama gutted NASA. He wanted to use it for outreach to Islam, cancelled any plans to go to the moon
Read MoreCorona Beer Now Has Authentic Mexican Flavor
Seven Mexicans climbed into a large cistern at the Corona Beer Plant in Mexico and died. Thankfully, according to the
Read MoreLesbian Attention Whore Fakes a Hate Crime
Meet Morgan Triplett. She is a lesbian who really wants to promote her poor sexual choices as a civil right
Read MoreGraffiti Artist Completes Best Work Yet
In Sacramento, CA a man lowered himself on a rope from the top of a 18 story building in an
Read MoreAirballs and Bricks
I thought the Prez was supposed to be a baller? It took him 15 tries to sink a basket at
Read MoreSolar Power Spam Leads to Blackhole Exploit
I think solar energy reached its useful peak when it powered my Texas Instruments calculator in the 8th grade. It
Read MoreGetaway Fail
Meet Jamie Craft. She lives in the Podunk Town of Jonesboro, Arkansas. She got blitzed, drove home, and crashed her
Read MoreCuddle Fail: Lion Kills Woman While Having Sex
An African couple went out into the woods in Zimbabwe to do the boom-chakka-wow-wow. A lion viewed the conjoined couple
Read MoreGhetto Hack: Ice Bucket Liners Used as Bathing Caps
A large group of unsupervised black children swarmed the pool at the Hampton Embassy Suites. I originally took this video
Read MoreLil’ Poopy’s Dad Investigated for Abuse and Neglect
The Dad of a nine-year-old raised him to be a misogynistic drug-glorifying rapper and hoped a recent YouTube video would
Read MoreThe Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles Serves Chinese Canadian Tea
Elisa Lam was a stupid Canadian student who got lost on her backpacking vacation in Los Angeles looking for the
Read MoreLottery Winners Blow Up Home on Meth Binge
Two brothers celebrated winning 75,000 bucks in the Kansas lottery by buying a lot of pot and then cooking some
Read MoreAnnual Online Flowers Stores Ruining Valentines Day
Last year I posted how Proflowers.com and 1800flowers.com ruined peoples’ Valentines Day. Well its that time again, and there are
Read MoreSymantec Admits Endpoint Security is a Failure
The New York Times being hacked by the Chinese is making the rounds of news these days. I’m mostly ‘meh’
Read MoreSolera Thinks Elmer Fudd is a Great Security Analyst
Solera is a deep packet inspection tool manufacturer. And while I firmly believe such tools are critical to perform security
Read MoreScrawny Norkie Children Taste Gamey
As the totalitarian government of North Korea continues to fail to provide food for its workers’ paradise, kids are being
Read MoreYour Tax Dollars at Work: Octomom Goes Back on Welfare
The Octomom, who’s 15 minutes of fame was exhausted, had been touring strip clubs to make ends meet. Then the
Read MoreLiberals Selling ReUsable Toilet Paper on Etsy
Filed under EEEWWWWW. Meet “Family Cloth.” Its the alternative to toilet paper. Wipe your ass on a pinkish piece of
Read MoreStripping Can Be Tricky
A stupid 22YO stripper tried to do some type of super-awesome dance move while giving a lapdance and ended up
Read MoreGays Can’t Procreate; Here’s Why Its Bad to Help Them
There is so much fail piled atop each other in this story, it will be an effort for me to
Read MoreMST3K Confirms Twilight to Be Worst Movie Ever
I always thought the movies were poorly directed, poorly color filtered, poorly acted, and the characters shallow and uninteresting. But
Read MoreArmy Databreach is Just Tip of Iceberg
An Army database housing personally identifiable information was discovered to have been breached some time ago. Army says hacker got
Read MoreNew Facebook Poke Sounds Pretty Stupid
A ten second poke? Sounds pretty dumb to me. Facebook did away with the poke a long time ago, but
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