Thug Life to Hit Broadway
A new play is in development for Broadway that features the music of Tupac. I’m pretty sure no other play
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This Weather Lady Doesn’t Understand Green Screens
She sees a spider and pulls a Little Miss Muffet.
Read MoreThe IRS is Retarded: Sends 46.4 Million Refund to 1 Address
The IRS has been fixing the election by denying people the right and freedom to associate. Soon they will be
Read MoreCuddle Fail: Man Mauled by Bear Over BarBQ Meat
A drunk bike rider fed barbecue to a black bear in Alaska. When he ran out of barbecue, the bear
Read MoreMeet the Sophos Vigilante- Worst Corporate Mascot Ever
If you thought the Symantec Revolution song was gawd-awful, and it is, then get a load of the British, thumb-drive
Read MoreSnowden Clowned the NSA
At the NSA thumb drives are banned. Most systems have the USB ports disabled. And you especially would not expect
Read MoreDrunk Girls Make History!
Yeah, this attention whore in the red dress really knows how bring the house down. Bloody Bride’s nose, the band
Read MoreEPA Mandated Gas Cans Are Dangerous
This is what Obama’s Environmental Protection Agency does with its lawyers and overbearing regulations- they turn a simple common product
Read MoreGeorgia Stowaway Discovered in Moscow
A black man from Georgia stowed away on a jetliner by holding onto the landing gear. That was his last
Read MoreCrazy Liberal Actress Sent Obama Ricin Letters
A crazy liberal actress thought it would be ingenious to kill two birds with one stone- get an insta-divorce and
Read MoreSuicide by iPhone and Subway
Sometimes you just have to let things go. Especially if that thing is your iPhone that you dropped on the
Read MoreBatShiat Amy’s Baking Company Brings the Internets Drama
Amy’s Baking Company is run by a zombie-eyed egotistical freak and her old-ass husband who may be on the run
Read MoreKids Show Features Magic Tranny Superhero
In what will be sure to be the Internet’s number one fanfiction heroine, the Hub is launching a superhero kids
Read MoreCuddle Fail: Zookeeper An Heros Self in Tiger Cage
Sarah McClay was a zookeeper who liked to pretend to be a kittie kat, and apparently decided to end it
Read MoreAsian Drivers Are Big Problem in Asia
Watch the guy on the scooter. He hits everything he can- three cars, another scooter, a bus, and finally the
Read MoreMama Always Told Richard Swanson Not To Play Ball In the Street
Richard Swanson quit his job and sold his house and was going to dribble a soccer ball all the way
Read MoreOut: Tattoos of Where Your 9 Kids Were Born. In: Lopping Off Tig Ol’ Bitties
After years of catching kids with a big butterfly net and tattooing their places of origin on her body, Angelina
Read MoreShocker: Dalton Newhouse Fries Himself Shooting Down Electric Lines
Meet Dalton Newhouse. He’s a West Virginia Trailer-dwelling gun nut and loves to shoot anything with feathers or fur. He
Read MorePick Who You Spy On: Spy on the Identified Terrorists, Not Us
Michael Graham nailed it in a column in the Boston Herald today. From BH here: The Boston bombing case has
Read MoreCNN Faking the News
Ashleigh Banfield of CNN fakes a satellite hookup to Nancy Grace to discuss the Jody Arias case. But in reality,
Read MoreThey Feed Monkeys to the Bears at the Chinese Circus
Well, to be fair, only the monkeys who don’t pedal fast enough. That first monkey got a little slow and
Read MoreFormer Model Bloated by Self-Injections
Look at this moon-pie faced Korean woman. She wanted to have eternal beauty so she became a plastic surgery addict.
Read MoreAnother Drunk Chick Falls Off the Party Bus
When I first saw this story I thought I was re-reading an earlier story I wrote about here. But this
Read MoreDHS Ignored Saudi Warnings About Boston Bombers
As I have written before, the Department of Homeland Security, who has the job of keeping Americans safe in this
Read MoreMummified Jersey Hoarder Found Among Cat Feces
A New Jersey Hoarder decider to take it all with her. She lived the hoarder’s dream, surrounded by rubbish, cat
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