Idiot Pothead Kills Self in War on Drugs
A pothead created several booby traps around his farm in upstate New York to keep interlopers away from his pot
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Think Your Union is Tough? Crucify The Bus Drivers!
Paraguay is an impoverished socialist utopia. Despite having everything a socialist could dream of, 8 bus drivers got greedy and
Read MoreManning Enters Leavenworth Singing “I’m Every Woman”
America’s favorite gay soldier went into Fort Leavenworth Prison hoping he can live out the rest of his gay life
Read MoreIowa Fat Chick Ate a Tapeworm
She was fat and wanted to lose weight and keep eating all things fried. So she bought a tapeworm from
Read MoreAskFM Continues to Weed Out the Weak
AskFM, a social site popular with tweens, continues to exercise its Darwinian power by weeding out the weak minded so
Read MoreWelfare Recipient’s Child Prays to Barack Obama
All hail the great provider! What a great parent! Replacing Jesus with the new Messiah is now complete. I’m going
Read MorePolish Hackers Arrested for DDoS Blackmail
Two Polish script kiddies thought they could get a quick buck by taking out a gambling website and asking the
Read MoreTough Little Ram Owns This Hill
This is the toughest little billy goat in New Zealand. So when he meets the biggest sissy ever on a
Read MoreObama to Wipe Out Owls to Save Another Owl
Prior to the election Sarah Palin was widely mocked for wanting to control dangerous wolves by hunting them by helicopter.
Read MoreNewark Ranks Just Above Islamabad for Shittiest City in the World
Way to go Newark! I know you worked really hard to earn the title as the second shittiest city in
Read MoreFreakazoid Tranny Don Ennis Wants Backsies on Boobies
Don Ennis, an editor at ABC News, showed up at work back in May as a woman wearing heels, lipstick,
Read MoreXGames Fail: Don’t Celebrate Before You Cross the Finish Line
Female motocross racer Meghan Rutledge started celebrating her victory a half lap too early. Way too lulzy not to share.
Read MoreUltimate Strikeout: Dude Shot Down by Girlfriend in Front of Stadium of Fans
David wants to marry Jessica. Jessica is probably dating some other dude already. I love how the announcer just laughs.
Read MoreHannah Smith An Heros Self Over Ask.FM Trolling
Some really inattentive parents allowed their precious snowflake, Hannah Smith, aged 14, to join a social networking site called Ask.FM.
Read MoreDemocrats Scratch Their Heads Over Food Warnings They Voted For
I’m a huge fan of Mythbuster’s Hottie Kari Byron. But she tweeted something that she voted and pays taxes for,
Read MoreObama’s Navy Bombed the Great Barrier Reef
Remember when Obama said that now is the time that the world would begin to heal itself and the tides
Read MoreThe Trail of Sweat and the Truth About Trayvon Martin
The black democrat leaders of the dependent class of African Americans managed to force thousands of blacks to dress up
Read MoreMichael Moore to Split Donut Fortune in Divorce
Fat-assed liberal Michael Moore is getting a divorce. He will likely lose half of his fortune. He had no kids
Read MoreDetroit Has a New Marketing Video
Pure Michigan. Your trip begins at barackobama.com. Click here to see a bonus Cleveland Tourism Video.
Read MoreJustice for Trayvon Equals Lulz
Racist leftist grievance mongers try to attack the LAPD. The lulz you are about to see are real. You can
Read MorePot Heads Can’t Be Chemists
A pot head in California almost killed himself when he managed to douse himself with boiling hemp oil and ignited
Read MoreWoman Sentenced to 25 Years For Lubricating Firearm
An Oklahoma meth-head was sentenced to 25 years in prison for using her twat as a holster. I think Oprah
Read MoreLight ‘Em Up: Man An Hero’s Self by Pissing on Subway’s 3rd Rail
For some reason 2013 has been the year for bizarre subway stories. Now comes the story of Brooklyn Genius Matthew
Read MoreShould Your Duck Lips Accompany Your Death Photo?
I really have no idea who started the whole fad of making duck lips for your facebook photos, but its
Read MoreRetarded State Department Spent $630K of Facebook Likes
I blog about a lot of government waste, but this might rank near the top. The State Department has a
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