Family Called Cops on Their Cat
Full Disclosure: We have a psychotic cat named Rogue. She has been known to fly into rages and attack the
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Wifi Kooks Flood West Virginia Town
deborah cooney is a crazy person believed to be poisoned by wifi
Read MoreMedea Benjamin Gets Much Deserved Beat Down
Code Pink communist Medea Benjamin tried to go to the Gaza Strip to inflame hatred against the jews. She was
Read MoreHow About That Reset Button?
The entire State Department under Hillary Clinton couldn’t translate the word “reset.” I reckon they don’t have anyone there that
Read MoreGators Dockside Charging Obamacare Surcharge
I’ve eaten at Gator’s Dockside. The wings are pretty good, but the restaurant desperately needs an update. The place is
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Alex Sink Wants to Enslave Hispanics for Votes
The Democrat party wants to reform the immigration laws to make it legal to import Mexicans for the important work
Read MoreCharlotte Dawson An Heros Self Because She Couldn’t Find Block Button on Twitter
Some Australian hottie who used to judge Australia’s Next Top Model read so many hateful tweets to her account that
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Hot Pockets: Now With Diseased Meat!
Quick, someone call Jim Gaffigan. His favorite food, the molten lava microwavable pastry treat, known as the Hot Pocket, is
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Chinese Cuddle Fail
This crazy chinese man jumped into a tiger pen to feed them some tasty brown rice. The tigers don’t like
Read MoreCaribbean Nations Demand Reparations
The worst run countries are run by leftists. Leftists base all of their policy decisions on stealing goods and services
Read MoreTennessee Auto Plant Rejects Unionization
Unions may have had a role to play in business at the turn of the 20th century. But since then,
Read MoreDerpa Derpa Jihad BOOM for teh Lulz
As a guy who rarely respects teachers, this incompetent fools takes the cake for bad instructors. In Baghdad, an Islamic
Read MoreLove Affairs and Carbon Monoxide Don’t Mix
A Pennsylvania couple fought through the snow and ice to have a hookup. They setup a kerosene heater, jumped in
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Eskimos Are Stupid
People that hate SeaWorld are pissed off that whales are in captivity instead of being hunted down and eaten by
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Colleges Are The Places With the Least Freeedom
Who wants to bankrupt themselves to send their sons and daughters to a place where they lose their ability and
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This is Every Conference Call I’m On
It’s 2014. The telephone is still, somehow, the trickiest of our technologies.
Read MoreSay Cheese! Cheee-AiYEEEEEEEEE!
Anna Bachman was posing for an epic Facebook snapshot when she slipped and plunged 50 feet to her death right
Read MoreLegal Marijuana is Weeding Out the Stupid From the Gene Pool
What do you call it when someone burns themselves alive in flaming hemp oil from a home cooked attempt at
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Bankrupt the Movie: Detroit is a Failure
This new movie about Detroit and its many failures will certainly chronicle the Democrat policies that led to its current
Read MoreGay Yale Professor Samuel See OD’d on Meth
Samuel See was a gay Yale Professor who taught gay studies to rich kids in exchange for thousands of dollars
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Drunk on the Metro
I’m so happy I don’t have to ride DC’s awful Metro anymore. My pals back in VA sent me this
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GLAAD Butthurt Over Phil Robertson Return to Duck Dynasty
GLAAD, the pro gay advocacy group, who employs members who teach “anal fisting” to junior high school kids, is extremely
Read MoreCracker Barrel Likes Profits More Than Gays
Cracker Barrel was going to pull its Duck Dynasty merchandise from its store shelves because they wanted to show how
Read MoreWelcome to Florida. Here’s Your First Dog Bite
My wife made a rookie mistake by extending her hand to a stray dog without first establishing a level of
Read More6 Year Old Suspended for Kissing Girlfriend on the Hand
A first grader has been suspended in Colorado for sexual harassment. The damage the school has done to this child’s
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