Dude Dies in Fortune Cookie Machine
So, not so fortunate for this guy. Cops in Houston are still investigating why they had to scrape a mangled
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Rich White Liberal Politicians in San Jose Want to Put Homeless in Sheds
Ah the altruistic heart of liberals! In San Jose, where only four homeless people managed to die during the “cold”
Read MoreFood Safety Confab in Baltimore Pretty Much Guarantees Food Poisoning
Baltimore is a filthy, sick city, filled with slacker workers. If you want proof, just look at what happened with
Read MoreAwkward Horrible No Good Face Painting
Steve Triola, aka Downtown Clown, who most certainly is not a child molester, demonstrates the worst techniques in painting little
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Symantec Now Patching Windows XP Flaws
Earlier this month, Microsoft told everyone still too lazy to upgrade their operating system from Windows XP to something built
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Greatest Play in Baseball
Neck-bearded bell-bottom-wearing hippies were everywhere. Jimmy Carter was well on his way to becoming President. This man made the greatest
Read MoreLA Clippers Owner Painted as Racist By Slutty Girlfriend
Donald Sterling owns the LA Clippers. I’d never heard of him before this “scandal” broke where he made somewhat racist
Read MoreStupid Woman Sues Duck Owner for $ Quarter Mil
A stupid liberal woman had the audacity to lose a fight with a neighbor’s pet duck. Now she is suing
Read MorePotheads Trash San Fran Park
5 metric tons of garbage was strewn across golden Gate Park after a bunch of stoners got together to “celebrate”
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College Kid in Denver Eats Pot Cookie; Supermans Off Hotel Balcony
A 19 year old man ate a single pot cookie which caused an overdose and psychotic episode. He trashed his
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Taiwanese Animators and USAirways Snizz Porn
Operating a Twitter account isn’t tough. Except for USAirways who sent a pornographic picture to a customer who was complaining
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Obama Also Sucks as a Salesman
Of course Obama has never had a real job. And as much as he is completely unqualified to be a
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Metro Hell for the Cherry Blossom Festival
Oh, those cherry blossoms sure are pretty, but they aren’t worth spending hours waiting on the hellish transportation that is
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Generation Gimme Has No Idea How to Clean Broken Glass
This lulzy video shows a devastated woman who had a broken window from hail damage. She is distraught because she
Read MoreFlorida Grad Takes Job as Signpost
It’s tough to get a job in Obama’s economy. This man wears a cap and gown spinning signs for a
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This is What it’s Like to be an Engineer Amongst Sales Wonks
Yeah, I’ve been in meetings like this. The problem with this engineer is he didn’t berate all the idiots around
Read MoreTree Doctor Should Try Welding Next
If you make a living climbing trees, it helps if you know how to operate a chain saw. This guy
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The Idiocy of Earth Hour Summed Up in One Tweet
From a fire department. Leftists are pretty likely to injure themselves when they turn off the lights. Have a safe
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Oh Florida! Instant Karma for Road Rage
In Florida, there are no rules. One redneck driver flipped off a woman and then spun out and wrecked his
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Obama’s Foreign Policy in 30 Seconds
This is how Obama is dealing with Syria, Russia, Iran, North Korea… And I’m sure he thinks there is a
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French Going Galt
Modern France was born into its socialist suicide pact with its hideous revolution. Now anyone with a brain is getting
Read MoreDing Dong! Full Disclosure Is Dead
Full Disclosure was a listserv based email system and website that glorified in the release of uncorroborated security vulnerabilities. I’m
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Oh Florida! Bar Patron Goes Rambo; Gets Ass Whoopin
Florida man by the name of David Allen Noble tries to assault a bar Rambo-Style and he gets his ass
Read MoreComedian Rents Apartment for XXX Freakfest
You simply should not conduct some types of business over the internet. Like renting your house while you are away.
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Robbery Fail
You can’t rob a store with a cap pistol.
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