Big Things Happen in Dallas
This is the most LOLtastic image ever seen on a Dallas tour Bus. If it was me, I'd find a
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RFK Jr Displays Carbon Footprint Hiprocrisy
Who knew that RFK Jr. was still alive? Not me. Thought he’d have OD’d on drugs, hit a tree skiing
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Everything Wrong With Liberalism in One Tweet
Washington DC has some of the highest mandated minimum wage in the country, and they banned WalMart from opening a
Read MoreOh Florida! Pit Bull Puppy Eaten by Gator
This story is pure Florida. A black man let his Pit Bull puppy off the leash so it could terrorize
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After Months of Digging, Man Dies Between Rock and a Hard Place
There was a 3-ton rock buried in Paul Comeau Jr’s yard. And it wasn’t paying him no rent or something,
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USIS Failed Both Primary Missions
USIS is the Federal Contractor that handles the personal information and background checks for people that need secret clearances to
Read MoreCuddle Fail: California Chick Kicked in Face by Giraffe
A California woman visiting a zoo in Wisconsin pulled down a portion of a fence and tried to hug a
Read MoreThere Once Was a Man From Nantucket Who Took a Challenge With an Ice Bucket
The Ice Bucket challenge going viral in society is pretty ridiculous. No, I won’t participate in it. This man from
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Obama Disavows Pulling Troops From Iraq
This President is such a liar. He is not even a JV executive. He’d have made an excellent greenskeeper at
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O’Keefe Crosses the Border Dressed Like Bin Laden
Project Veritas’ James O’Keefe shows just how easy it is to sneak across the Texas border. He even dresses like
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Email: 420Magazine Admins Put Down Bong; Patch Website
I got a late night email exchange from the administrators of 420magazine.com, a website that I reported had been delivering
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BONK! Giraffes and Overpasses Don’t Mix
I knew I could rely on the Taiwanese Animators to give me a great animated version of this story.
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Congratulations President Mom Britches
Mom-jeans wearing, teacher’s lounge, inept President has brought back the Cold War. Even the Media is beginning to turn. Time
Read MoreFox Hunting Fail
Saw this at the Fairfax Hunt Club. Double Face Plant!
Read MoreSparklers: You’re Doing it Wrong
My fingers are a bit sore this morning after using a Bic lighter to set off my massive pile of
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Free Marijuana in Berkeley!
The retarded hippies that run the city of Berkeley, who already have legalized pot, now insist that anyone selling pot
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Hillary Can’t Do Simple Risk Assessment
I often have to assess risk in Information Security. Assessing risk is simply a way to look at value, threats
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Maureen Dowd Thought She’d Died After Eating Pot Candy Bar
Even the liberal Maureen Dowd doesn’t like eating pot candy. She tripped face in Denver after eating too much candy
Read MoreAll Aboard! Baby Rides the Bridal Train
A woman in Tennessee is taking on all haters who criticized her for tying her newborn baby to her bridal
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50 Cent’s Worst First Pitch Ever
Famed rap star was keepin’ it real while throwing out the first pitch at a Mets game. He should stick
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Baltimore Cleaning the Inner Harbor
As I said before, Baltimore is a scumbag city. Its inhabitants, all Democrat, love to pollute the waterfront. Baltimore finally
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McDonald’s New Mascot is the Jar Jar Binks of Fast Food
The new McDonalds mascot is a giant toothy Happy Meal box with wire arms and suspicious eyes. He wants to
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Shots Rang Out in the Ghetto
Orange County has one neighborhood that is so bad that cops always go there with backup- sometimes 6 to 8
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The Norkies Finally Get Nintendo!
Things move slowly in North Korea where embargoes and the distinct lack of electricity prevent the glorious workers from enjoying
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Please Keep Interviewing Donald Sterling for the Lulz
Sterling goes off on Magic Johnson and how he was baited into saying racist things. Lets keep these coming! So
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