Spitzer Finishes Prematurely
Client Number Nine becomes another victim of this tough economic climate. Plus, his daily routine was cutting into his whorin‘,
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Casey Anthony Found Not Guilty by Jury Nullification
Actually, I don’t know about why the jury decided not to convict Casey “Orenthal James” Anthony of murder of her
Read MoreMySpace Being Sold on the Cheap
Rupert Murdock is going to jettison the crummy MySpace acquisition that he bought for almost 600 million bucks for a
Read MoreObama is a Dolt
The highest honor you can award a soldier is the Congressional Medal of Honor. The worst disservice you can award
Read MoreChastity Bono Is a Fat Idiot
Chastity Bono wanted to be a man, but she was faced with a dilemma- she hates penises so much that
Read MoreMidnight Music: GoRemy – “Metro Song”
Alternate title: It Could Be Worse- I Might Have to Ride the Metro I’m not doing as much federal work
Read MoreAwesomest Resignation Made Bester by Hecklers
“Bye Bye Pervert!” was shouted at Former Congressman Weiner’s own Press Conference. Why didn’t this schmuck just resign in a
Read MoreI Didn’t Watch the Tony Awards
And neither did Andy Richter.
Read MoreThe Army Ditching the Beret
After ten long years of bad fashion taste, the United States Army is finally ditching the beret and going back
Read MoreNo Shock to Anyone: Dalai Lama Professes His Marxist Beliefs
Of course Buddhism and the Dalai Lama are adored by leftists and pseudo communists. That’s why you never see a
Read MoreAllergic to Cat People
I’m thinking that maybe, online dating is not going to work out for this lady. She should just bypass the
Read MoreOrganic Farming Continues to Kill People, This Time, its Cucumbers From Spain
Organic farming ignores all of the agricultural and scientific advancements in horticulture and farming that was seen in the past
Read MoreToronto Couple Work Hard to Screw Up Their Kids
This is the purest definition of moonbat parents. They want to force their children to deliberately be gay. By refusing
Read MoreAging Baby Boomers Throw Fit Over Jailtime for Home Growing
Meet typical babyboomer bleeding hearts Sherri and Gary Burton. Sherri gets cancer and is being treated at taxpayer expense with
Read More70’s Songwriter Becomes ‘An Hero’
Joseph Brooks was best known for writing “You Light Up My Life,” a horrible pop song in the 70’s; a
Read MoreHaitian Culture is Stupid and Deadly
Everything Haitian is steeped in failure. Case in point, a New York illegal immigrant from Haiti set fire to her
Read MoreTSA Agents are Retards: Checking Diapers for Bombs
I have said it so many times, but it bears repeating: TSA Agents are retarded. They should qualify for special
Read MoreDon’t Bring a Knife to a Cat Fight
How pathetic are modern men when they can’t even defeat a housecat in a fair fight? And worse, while losing
Read MoreObama Played PlayStation While Generals Ran Osama Kill
A photo released by the White House shows Obama in the situation room playing with his PlayStation while the adults
Read MoreEarth Day Once Likened to a Rain Dance
Newsweek wrote about the original Earth Day in 1970 and compared it to a national rain dance. That of course,
Read MoreCarousel Makers Get Internet Memes
How else would you explain someone designing a spinny car that is essentially a giant clown bent over spreading to
Read MoreCrystal Magnum’s End Game: Now She is a Murderer
Maybe if Crystal Magnum says that 7 white guys were raping her while she plunged her knife into Reggie Daye
Read MoreAs Byron Sonne Rots in Jail, He Compares Himself to Jesus
Byron Sonne is still in jail, waiting for yet another bail hearing for possession of explosives to come around- bail
Read MoreIf Blade Runner Had a Semi-Modern Computer
My wife thinks Blade Runner is a horrible movie with no redeeming qualities. She is a bit younger than I
Read MoreWorld’s Fattest Liberal Spitting Mad over WI Election
Most liberals at least exercise and eat well. Not so for Michael Moore. Between a huge meal of pasta and
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