Never Good When the Hot Beef Injection Burns
In what is the most hilarious way to die I’ve seen so far this year, Janet Hardt, an aging woman
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What is Your Favorite Rap Song?
This is mine.
Read MoreEgads: Michelle Obama Does Double Dutch on White House Lawn
The ever-classless, overweight, and poorly dressed Michelle Obama jumped double-dutch jumprope on the White House lawn in what is sure
Read MoreKid Executes Cross-Dressing Poof in Class in Front of Witnesses and Jury Can’t Convict
Ah Los Angeles. The city where liberalism is so rampant, that when a jury is handed an open and shut
Read MoreMLK Memorial Was Made in China- No Qualified Black Sculptors
Check out Ol’ MLK in the imported granite sculpture below, with his “Keepin’ It Real” pose. He looks like he
Read MoreSon of Racist Senator Says Civil Rights Bigots Were No More Harmful than Global Warming Skeptics
Al Gore has opened his mouth again, and as usual, he is calling people racists, and equating bigotry, where people
Read MoreIrene is a Complete Joke- Streakers on the Weather Channel
Irene can’t even come up with enough gusty weather to keep streakers at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront from flashing the
Read MoreSteve Jobs Has the iCancer
Someone forgot to plug Steve Jobs into the wall outlet. The photo above was from TMZ taken two days after
Read MoreToo Many Toolbars?
Too Many Toolbars?, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. My pal Gary sent along this awesome Cracked article about how some people
Read MoreDisgusting Porn Star Uses Baby as Prop for her “Art”
Meet Tina Butcher, aka Madison Young. This porn star got knocked up, but refused to let pregnancy or becoming a
Read MoreI Like My London on the Toasty Side
I have written before that this is the year of the Mob. Now many parts of the UK are aflame
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Take on Obama Downgrade
The guy at the end laughing and holding the white, blue and red flag? That’s the Russian flag.
Read MoreShoulda Seen This Coming
Barack is an anagram for Ackbar. The downgrade, the stock market crash, the coming depression. How’s that hope and change
Read MoreWhite Trash Dad Gets Crappy Tattoo
I guess when you only get to see your daughter under state supervision every third weekend you mistaken crappy child
Read MoreVideo of Me Using iPhone Drunk
Well, not quite, but similar. My pants are bigger and I’m more hairy. I swear the monkey was either going
Read MoreThe One About the Cannibal Mouse
Adam Savage describes a grisly episode of Mythbusters that can’t be shown on TV.
Read MoreReason 509 to Homeschool: Your Failing Child Won’t Go to a Vo-Tech School Where Teachers and Principal Smoke Meth
So you screwed up and didn’t get your kid homeschooled from the beginning? Now he is smoking weed between classes
Read MoreWhoops! Online Mob Wannabes Getting Busted for Running LOIC
When Anonymous recruited minions to act as dupes to run a simple script to send oversized packets and pings against
Read MoreGhost of Winehouse
If they ask you to go to rehab, you should go, go, go. From my twitter stream:
Read MoreHillary Damaging That Wall She’s Hit
Some women really hit the wall. Then others hit that wall, and back up and take about fifty more runs
Read MoreNew Obama Scandal: Teleprompters Date Back to 1978
Boy Obama’s speeches sure sound familiar. Shared sacrifice, no easy solutions, conserve energy, must raise taxes now… Where have we
Read MoreVehicular Homicide for 300 Dollars, Canadian
The CashCab in Vancouver flattened a pedestrian. Lets hope there is no bonus round. From CBS here: In New York
Read MoreMy Hotdogs Taste Like Raper
Fat guy named “Raper” fell into a hotdog making sausage grinder. And in the newscast about it, his would-be aunt-in-law
Read MoreEvil Hacker Gets Jailtime
Barry Ardolf is probably the internet’s ugliest troll. He used his neighbor’s open wireless connection to attempt to frame him
Read MoreRodney King Still Drunk, Trolling for Beatdowns
I told you Rodney King couldn’t stay sober. He has never admitted fault for his own actions that led to
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