DHS Monitoring Twitter; Ejects Chavs From US
Alternate title of this post: When Idiots Converge. Leigh Bryan, a 24 YO doofus from Ireland, and probable chav, tweeted
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X Games Crash: Colton Moore Bites It
I saw this while I was out tonight at (shocker!) a pub with friends. I’m gonna watch the reruns later
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Symantec released a whitepaper that quickly glosses over that they were pwn3d back in 2006 and lost the source code
Read MoreThose Polar Ice Caps are Damned Stubborn Mr. Gore
Back in 2009, Gore blabbed that he had some phony baloney proof that the Polar Ice Cap at the north
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This jelly roll needs a few of those £7,000 vouchers to get the fat sucked out of her. And her
Read MoreChemtrails Really Can Be Dissolved With Vinegar
You really have to weep for the idiocy that infests this country when you realize these people have the right
Read MoreSinead O’Connor Still Making Good Decisions
The 45 year old failed lesbian singer Sinead O’Connor announced on her website that her marriage to a man has
Read MoreCha-Ching!!! Mel Gibson Pays Out
In a court ruling that makes every man’s nards shrivel, Mel Gibson has to pay his ex-wife 425 Million Dollars
Read MoreAmerica Wins- Emo Greasy Skinny-Jean Wearing Arabs Suck at Arab Idol
Ever have one of those conversations with friends about how the terrorists may have won because we have limited our
Read MoreAir Jordans Smell Like Pepper Spray
After 4 months of pepper spraying unemployed white people at numerous urban encampments for Occupy WallStreet, famous 1Percenter Michael Jordan
Read MoreSomething Wrong With the Kindle Fire?
I have the iPad, so I just don’t pay much attention. It has a Kindle app that I use quite
Read MoreChastity Bono Splits With Fiancee’; Experiences Buyer’s Remorse
Chastity Bono, recent contestant on the hit TV show Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show, announced that
Read MoreCryin’ Time for the Norkies
In a political system like North Korea, you are marched out, formed into neat squares in front of cameras, and
Read MoreRapper Slim Dunkin Gunned Down in Front on 13 Witnesses- No One Snitches
What?? A rapper gunned down in a rap music studio? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper Slim Dunkin
Read MoreWaPo’s Elizabeth Flock Bitchslapped for Tying Romney to Democrat KKK
The KKK was born as the terror arm of the Democrat party. The fact that so many blacks still vote
Read MoreJust Put Some Gears On It
There really is getting to be some pretty rotten steampunk jewelry and other items that are simply common junk with
Read MoreThis is What Happens When You Refuse to Upgrade From XP
Way too many of the customers I interact with are still stuck using Windows XP, an operating system that came
Read MoreMythBusters Smash Suburban Home and Minivan with Cannonball
Mythbusters trying to blow stuff up finally led to a pretty bad accident that put lives in danger and damaged
Read MoreThe USPS is NetFlix’s Worst Content Delivery Network
I just finished up with a customer where I had to apply a filter to stop recording all of the
Read MoreCreepy Singing Dentist Will Sue You Over Negative Yelp Reviews
This is the Singing Dentist in New York, Dr. Stacy Makhnevich, who, as a condition of service, makes you sign
Read MoreTramp Gets Epic TrampStamp
A stupid woman named Rossie Brovent slept around on her tattoo artist boyfriend- and that line right there demonstrates the
Read MoreOccupy Toronto Full of Effeminate Failures
I don’t know which of these bearded sissies are more hilarious- the long haired weepy one or his rump-ranging buddy
Read MoreSonne Fails to Toss Evidence Based on Warrant Irregularities
The judge in the Byron Sonne explosives possession trial dismissed Sonne’s request to toss all of the evidence based on
Read MoreMaury Test Drives his New Car
You gotta hand it to Maury Povich- he has made a mint off the drama created by stupid whores who
Read MoreOccupy Portland’s Lulzy Tears
The Portland PD finally started whacking some stupid spoiled hippies. I love the loud kid in the red hat who
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