Google Glasses for Hipsters Too Lazy to Use a Smartphone
This is getting a little silly. Is there such a thing as information overload? And really? Moron can’t find the
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I Think I Hate GSA More than TSA
Fat bureaucrats sing the praises of Obama and EcoReligion as a contest entry among the Government Services Administration’s (GSA) regional
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Its Getting Impossible to Buy Tickets at Ticketmaster
Remember when you could just call an 800 number and get your concert tickets by phone? Well the web was
Read MoreIce Road Tow Truckers
Tow Truck drivers typically steal cars for parking violations or for lack of payment. But when you need help getting
Read MoreChange I Can Believe In: Obama’s Worst Week of his Presidency
Obama has been dealt a string of setbacks and embarrassments unlike anything ever seen in American politics this week. From
Read MoreCrappy Metro Service Explained
Washington DC’s Metro system is chronically broken. The trains are dingy, mechanically unsound, and the escalators never seem to work.
Read MorePhilly’s Hate of the BoyScouts Has a $900k Pricetag
Philadelphia hates the boyscouts. For almost a decade, they have used legal maneuvers to bully and persecute in their attempt
Read MoreTSA Agents Are Retards: Swabbing Handicapped Child’s Hands for PipeBomb Residue
Those Blue-shirted jackboots for the TSA, who have still never prevented a single terrorist plot, detain a family so they
Read MoreOprah Fired Rosie
For five months, Oprah Winfree has been trying to make a go of having her own cable channel. For some
Read MoreMaking Viral Videos Makes Jason Russell Jerk It in Public
The Kony 2012 video went viral last week. I couldn’t get past the first five minutes due to all of
Read MoreAye Carumba! Pinto Beans Now With Real Latin Flavor
An old Mexican dude was buried alive under several tons of pinto beans. They even had to get inmates from
Read MoreOccupy Wall Street Now a Video Game
Lame-0-rang. A bunch of dope-smoking hippies came up with a poorly coded video game based on Occupy Wall Street. How
Read MoreWhy So Hairy?
The joy of pending parenthood is wonderful and some couples simply want others to share in their joy. But if
Read MoreReason 253 to HomeSchool: Students Wont Swap Porn Vids of Slut Teacher
I think its safe for Rush to call Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School
Read MoreAttention Seeking Fat Slob Begs for Help on YouTube
Meet humongous fattie Robert Gibbs. Only 23 years old and he weighs close to 800 pounds. He has bed sores
Read MoreBen & Jerry’s Newest Flavor: Avian Flu
I was out with the family today at the Dulles Mall and noticed a sparrow had somehow managed to trap
Read MoreLauren Scruggs Looks Derpy
You know what happens when models don’t practice all those graceful poises? They get clumsy and have their faces and
Read MoreIdiot Child Can’t Handle His Four Loko
Pity poor Mikey Truluck- he sucks at drinking, puking and sitting upright in a car. Someone bought this 13 Year
Read MoreHorrible Russian Teen Singer Trolled by Mom
Ever been around a teenage girl? They can be annoying. I’m certain this Russian kid had this coming. Mom totally
Read MoreNewsflash: Muslims Still Want to Kill Us All
A Muslim man from Morocco who had been living in the Northern Virginia area for 13 years strapped on a
Read More1-800 Flowers Ruined Valentines Day for Thousands
I used 1-800 Flowers just once. They delivered the bouquet and vase I ordered via DHL, and the vase was
Read MoreAmerican Psychiatric Association: No Such Thing As Aspergers
Freaky, soulless, self-absorbed asshats, yes. Aspies, no. The APA is doing away with a clinical diagnosis of Aspergers since no
Read MoreCrisis Management Under the Big Top
I saw the motorcycle accident below on Fox News and it looked pretty bad. I found the whole video on
Read MoreAh, the Toe Market
All these little piggies that go to market? That market is WalMart. And they ride around in the Scamp carts
Read MoreNot-So-Happy Meal
A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack
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