A Good Book is Distracting
Blogging has been light due to a main distraction going on right now. It’s Tom Clancy’s Threat Vector. Its a
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Distractions
happy fun stuff that occupies time
Still The Greatest Show on Earth
Took the family to see Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus last night and that is still one of the
Read MoreKMart Suggests You Ship Your Pants
Having shopped at KMart, the best thing to do is ship everything. Lord knows that the uneducated, minimum wage parole
Read MoreScary Freaky Easter Bunnies
Happy Easter everyone! Here are some truly frightening Easter bunnies to provide your nightmare fuel.
Read MoreI Hope New Wolverine Movie is Better Than Last
This Wolverine movie is based on a Chris Claremont and Frank Miller comic series from the 80’s. That sounds like
Read MoreObama Insisted on Role in Bible TV Series
Barack Obama can’t sit by while Michelle Obama gets to present Oscars. He has to have a nice Hollywood gig
Read MoreDiaper Prank is the Awesome
This is hilarious. I don’t have any idea what this big fella’s ever gonna do if he gets around to
Read MoreJust Give ‘Em the Board
A crabby old property manager tries to kick some skateboarders off her property and snatches one kid’s board. Hilarity ensues.
Read MoreDodge Trucks and Paul Harvey’s Farmer Speech
I miss Paul Harvey. He had an outstanding radio voice and delivery that could captivate your attention like no one
Read MoreTrolls Are A Cautionary Tale About Homeless People
My kid is pretty astute. He has heard scary stories about vampires, zombies, monsters, fairies, and other creatures of folklore.
Read MoreGreat Spaceman Spiff Tribute Video
Found this on Vimeo with a tip from Rusty. I was a huge Calvin and Hobbes fan and the closer
Read MoreWorld’s Oldest Dashcam Video Looks Familiar
Found this video on Liveleak and it was fascinating. Old firetrucks didn’t have sirens- just a stupid clanging bell, and
Read MoreIf You Flub Your Lines, Patrick Stewart Will Hug You
Found this on Reddit, and I LOLed a few times. We have been watching Star Trek Voyager for the past
Read MoreI Can Finally Repair My Broken-Down Bird of Prey
I’m a little bit of a redneck, so of course I have my broken-down Klingon Bird of Prey out on
Read MoreDying Boy Gets Wish: Inducted Into the Army
I’ve got something in my eye. What a brave little soldier.
Read MoreVampire Incognito
Vampire Incognito, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Cartney had a blast trick-or-treating at his friend’s block party last night.
Read MoreThe Pastebin Pussy
When Twitter begins to fall over under heavy use, they trot out the Fail Whale. When Foursquare is overloaded, they
Read MoreKeeps Getting Better: Iron Man 3 Trailer and Poster
Official synopsis from Marvel: Marvel’s “Iron Man 3” pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no
Read MoreConfirmed: Matt Cain Can Hit Anything With a Baseball
Mythbusters Tory and Kari throw various objects in the air for San Francisco Giants’ pitcher Matt Cain to obliterate with
Read MoreTravel the Road to Romance: Travel Films Before Bordain
Before Anthony Bordain made a living at videotaping himself trekking around the world and stuffing his face, others did a
Read MoreAnna Kendrick Does Stupid Human Trick on Letterman
Anna Kendrick is cuter than a bag of kittens, and she floors Dave by performing her cup trick from the
Read MoreRacist Kirk
Racist Kirk thinks Spock belongs next to the dog-faced boy in the Circus side show. Wait, I thought there were
Read MorePink’s Got Scurvy
I happened to catch Pink on Spongebob dressed as a Pirate wench and singing a great song about the unfortunate
Read MoreMitt Romney Reads Mike Rowe’s Letter
Mike Rowe, the CEO of mikeroweWORKS, a nonprofit group that connects workers to skilled trades, and executive producer of Dirty
Read MoreRecord Catfish Caught in the Potomac
The Potomac river has all kinds of fish, and quite a few of them are huge. I used to jetski
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