I Can Sympathize With the Author
There really aren’t any classes that teach you how to make your child to go the F*** to sleep. My
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Distractions
happy fun stuff that occupies time
Dow Gardens
After work this afternoon I stopped over at Dow Gardens here in Midland, Michigan. Its a huge tract of land
Read MoreI Didn’t Watch the Tony Awards
And neither did Andy Richter.
Read MoreTow Mater Monster Truck
And no, I’m not talking about the Tormentor! Someone tricked out a 50’s shell to look like Mater and even
Read MoreMidnight Music: Weezer – Covering the Cars’ “You Might Think”
I just downloaded Weezer’s latest album, and then I stumbled on this post over at Spinner. It is Weezer, which
Read MoreLearning About Mob Mentality
I’m about halfway through Ann Coulter’s book Demonic, and it is really great the way it contrasts the American Revolution
Read MoreHole in One at Laurel Park
Okay, this wasn’t a huge distance. It was a 5 iron with some backspin, and nothing but the bottom of
Read MoreHello? McFly!?
I just picked up this T-Shirt at TeeFury. There are a couple of one-of-a-kind Tshirt shops on the net. My
Read MoreInspirational Child’s Speech About Being Successful
I remember the elation I felt at the age of 5 when I figured out how to ride my own
Read MoreAmerica’s Got No Talent
We are stuck in the hotel room and we found America’s Got Talent on the TV. Dude, this is just
Read MoreAwesome Soccer Celebration
I got to have a great lunch at Jimmy’s Old Town in Herndon. Check out the main page for the
Read MoreIgnoble Death
Ignoble Death, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. “Rasslin” as my Dad called it, was a pretty big part of my childhood.
Read MoreWalking on Eggshells
Cartney helped Mom yesterday to make cakes for her cakepops she creates. Here he’s cracking eggs for the cake and
Read MoreMater in the Potty
I showed my boy this clip from the upcoming Cars2 movie, and he loved it and busted out laughing. He
Read MoreAwesome Dulles Carnival
I went out to the carnival at Dulles Town Center with the family to enjoy some good ol’ redneck fun.
Read MoreKegger, Kegger, Kegger!
Now I know what the Jawas were doing with R2 between the time of his capture and his rescue. You
Read MoreAtlas Shrugged- Book and Movie
I wanted to read Atlas Shrugged before I saw the movie. I got more than halfway through before I dared
Read MoreLindsay Lohan Will Rob Corpses of Their Gold Teeth
And even the freaky-deaky animators in Taiwan (the good China!) can see that coming. Love how she is drunk-driving Herbie
Read MoreAwesome Zombie Wedding Invitation
I showed you a copy of a save the date my friends sent me some time ago. No check out
Read MoreHoled a Chip Shot in Grizzly Flats
I’m in Hartford this week. And let me just say this about Connecticut: Lobsters come from Maine, Syrup comes from
Read MoreAwful Ghettotastic Mugshot
Just wonderin’. How much does seven woven pink waves cost your average citizen who is posing for a lineup nowadays?
Read MoreSmoke Detectors are Radioactive??!
Well, there is a very tiny piece of Americium, a radioactive material that makes your smoke detector work. The engineer
Read MoreAdam Carolla Says Men Becoming Sissies
The former host of the Man Show should know, and he lays out a really compelling argument in this outstanding
Read MoreWhere Charlie Sheen Gets Tigerblood
And apparently its full of sugar, which may explain his manic behavior lately. The image above is from Seth Patrick,
Read MoreConan Builds Live Action Angry Birds
And he uses it to smash Ikea furniture.
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