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Wikileaks Warns of Crappy Military Grade Malware
Wikileaks has a whole lot of lapdogs in the press. So anything Wikileaks wants to promote in the news pretty
Read MoreCreepy Medical Finishing Move Trophy
Was working onsite at a medical technology customer’s site and saw this gruesome looking trophy that looked like Kano’s finishing
Read MoreObamacare Admin’s Cyber Security Director Wanted to Rape and Murder Kids
Everyone at the department of Health and Human Services deeply cares about your health, which is why they push Obamacare
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USIS Failed Both Primary Missions
USIS is the Federal Contractor that handles the personal information and background checks for people that need secret clearances to
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Clickbait Sites Serve Malware
Sites like Buzzfeed and Answers.com compile lists of drivel with fantastic titles and try to entice people to click on
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Email: 420Magazine Admins Put Down Bong; Patch Website
I got a late night email exchange from the administrators of 420magazine.com, a website that I reported had been delivering
Read MoreStoner Magazine Harshing Buzzes by Serving Malware
I use the Invincea Research Edition in my day-to-day job investigating malware. I found this humorous exploit uploaded on the
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CISSP Clownage
As I’d mentioned before, the new head of ISC2 once threatened to have my CISSP revoked because I dared to
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Weird Al Captures Every Corporate Mission Statement Evah
This is every management offsite meeting. Instead of having a three day offsite, corporate officers should just watch this video,
Read MoreBorder Patrol Using Skype to Process Illegals
When the Border Patrol processes an illegal alien, they take a photo, take fingerprints, and then send that data back
Read MoreMicrosoft Seizes Then Returns No-IP Domains
No-IP.com is a dynamic DNS and hosting company. Their specialty? Hosting DNS services so malware, toolbars, FakeAV, secondary downloads, botnets,
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What Really Happened to Lois Lerner’s Laptop
It ‘Sploded!! Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com
Read MoreBrick and Mortar Denial of Service Attacks are a Thing Now
The cyber tactic of taking down an online business by web flooding has now fully crossed over into the real
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Oh Florida! Foot Fetish Cam Whore Busted for Child Porn
Bianca Byndloss, a noted cam whore who specializes in foot fetish acts, was arrested after filming teenage girls engaging in
Read MoreTrolling Customer Support
I was investigating a malware file being hosted at Krypt.com earlier today. After a host gets infected, it reaches out
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Engineer Guy: Betamax Versus VHS
The Engineer Guy is finally back with a new video and describes how, in mass production, good enough will win
Read MoreIRS Claims to Have “Lost” Lois Lerner’s Emails
The IRS thinks we are all stupid. They were ordered to turn over all of the emails from Lois Lerner,
Read MoreCrowdstrike Talks Putter Panda Targeting Satellite Companies
Great paper by Crowdstrike, a decentralized group of malware researchers who published a great paper outing a Chinese military effort
Read MorePirate Bay Founder Peter Sunde Finally Nabbed
Peter Sunde was convicted of copyright violations in 2012, so he did what any criminal would do when out on
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Sabu Gets Away With Time Served
He helped put away leftist anarchistic hacker Jeremy Hammond. He snitched for the lulz. Now Sabu is going to walk
Read MoreGet Invincea’s Free Research Edition
There are very few new technologies in the market that are poised to make a substantial impact on how endpoints
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Helping the Luddites
Amy Schumer nails what it’s like to help luddite relatives figure the simplest tasks on a computer.
Read MoreEPA Jerking It
An EPA employee admitted to the Inspector General that he watches between 4 and 6 hours of porn per day
Read MoreTarget Fires CEO Following Data Breach
This is actually a rarity in my opinion. Countless of corporations have suffered massive data breaches, and people are not
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