Rebecca Sedwick An Heros Self Over AskFM Posts
Rebecca Sedwick was a 12 year old girl with weak parents and an even weaker self esteem. She saw some
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Jehovah’s Witnesses Better Stay Off This Guy’s Lawn
Most people deal with Jehovah’s Witnesses by hiding inside their homes while the annoying proselytizing fanatics tape the Watchtower to
Read MoreOrganic Farmers Arrested for Cantaloupe Listeria Outbreak
Organic farmers that refuse to use pesticides, wash the produce with anti-bacterial solution or use xrays to kill bacteria, tend
Read MoreGay Jesus Matt Shepard Was a Meth Head
Matthew Shepard, the gay man who died on the fence for the sins of all gaykind, was not murdered because
Read MoreFat Terrorist Gets 25 Years in Prison
Remember Floyd Lee Corkins who tried to pull a mass shooting at the Family Research Council because they were Christians
Read MoreEagles in the News
A North Carolina woman stabbed her boyfriend because he kept listening to the Eagles over and over and over again.
Read MoreGoogle Street View Hires Asian Drivers; Hilarity Ensues
This would be the most lulzy street view photos evah. GOOGLE Street View Driver in Triple Crash and Run… http://t.co/1bqpT9etY9
Read MoreStupid Whore Wants New Laws to Prevent Stupid Whore Decisions
Meet Holly Jacobs. Several years ago she acted like a whore and made some porn videos and took photos of
Read MoreWinner: Castro Cheats Millennial Prison Sentence- Suicide By Lulz
Crazed Cleveland kidnapper who received a thousand year prison sentence hanged himself in his prison cell a month after sentencing.
Read MoreIdiot Pothead Kills Self in War on Drugs
A pothead created several booby traps around his farm in upstate New York to keep interlopers away from his pot
Read MoreAdd McNugget Rage to Grievances of McD’s Workers
This woman really wanted her McNugget pack. Lots of McWorkers went on strike last week for the lulz, and while
Read MoreManning Enters Leavenworth Singing “I’m Every Woman”
America’s favorite gay soldier went into Fort Leavenworth Prison hoping he can live out the rest of his gay life
Read MoreFake Rape Victim Jailed for Lies
A Hampton woman is going to jail for just two months for lying about a man raping her when she
Read MoreNew Zbot Variant Targets Instagram
A new Zbot variant is creating users and likes on Instagram, and it turns out that likes might just be
Read MorePolish Hackers Arrested for DDoS Blackmail
Two Polish script kiddies thought they could get a quick buck by taking out a gambling website and asking the
Read More50 Cent Beats a Bitch
Noted rapper 50 Cent, AKA Curtis Jackson, is due in court for wrecking his baby mama’s apartment and smacking her
Read MoreBad granny in Baltimore Murders Grandchild With Methodone
Baltimore is the new Detroit. Case in point is the neglectful grandmother who rubbed methodone on her grandchildren’s gums to
Read MoreTawana Brawley Paying For Her Filthy Lies
After the New York Post tracked race baiting huckster Tawana Brawley to a Hopewell Virginia address, the victim of her
Read MoreUK Man Jailed Over Tattoo
A man in the United Kingdom was jailed for inciting racial hatred. He had a tattoo showing the silhouette of
Read MoreRapper TI Threatens to Murder George Zimmerman
Rapper TI, who was jailed for buying illegal suppressed firearms from an undercover cop, went on the radio and threatened
Read MoreAmerica’s Favorite Gay Soldier Guilty of Divulging Classified Information
The most famous gay soldier in the history of the US Military has been convicted of divulging classified information to
Read MoreLiar Anthony Weiner Violated Campaign Laws
Anthony Weiner told a big lie when he said that hackers had broken into his twitter account and sent dick
Read MoreThis is Why Young People Can’t Have Jobs
Two idiot “sandwich artists” are looking for new jobs (or maybe not, just moved back in with the parents) after
Read MoreAndy Dick Continues Rampage of Sexual Assault
Andy Dick is a drunk serial sexual assaulter who should be in jail for his numerous drunken gropes. The latest
Read MoreJustice for Trayvon Equals Lulz
Racist leftist grievance mongers try to attack the LAPD. The lulz you are about to see are real. You can
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