Lack of Beer Makes You… Squirrel!!
This is Helen Williams. She sent her commonlaw hubby on a beer run after the stores were closed on Christmas
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Crime
Animal Shelter Worker Dumps Live Dog in Dumpster
Meet Michael Papini. He’s 30, works in an animal shelter on Long Island, for low wages, but is able to
Read MoreGay “Partners” Accused of Imprisoning and Raping Child
Drudge tweeted out a link to this story in the aftermath of the Duck Dynasty guy getting suspended from A&E,
Read MoreGeorge Zimmerman Attracts the Crazy
George Zimmerman’s life is a hot mess, and the fact that his ex girlfriend is a psycho doesn’t help much.
Read MoreYou Got Weed in my Baconator!
Wendy’s has one of the better menus in fast food. Too bad the employees and service sucks so bad. Case
Read MoreLiberal Woman Hate Crimes Her Own Son; Causes HS Football Team to Forfeit Season
Yet another fake hate crime. Meet Andrea Brazier. She adopted a black son, raised him, allowed him to go out
Read MoreDumb Woman Allows Foot Fetishist to Video Her Feet at the Library
Who goes to the library anymore? Most content is available online now, and if you are connected to the net,
Read MoreMaryland Rapist Teacher Flees to Hong Kong to Avoid Prosecution
Meet Yee Tak Sharon Kui. She is a teacher in Montgomery County, MD, and she raped an autistic student of
Read MoreI Could Watch This Machine Eat Laptops All Day
Pretty sure you can’t forensically recover any of this data…
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Tranny Hate Crimes Himself at College to Promote Diversity
Yet another gay person that has to create a fake hate crime to feel like a victim. Meet Genesis Hernandez.
Read MoreFlaming Drunk Burns Down Church and Kills Pastor
A man with a violent criminal history managed to catch himself on fire. Instead of stopping, dropping and rolling, John
Read MoreLesbian Waitress Hate Crimes Herself By Faking Hateful Receipt
Homosexuality is pretty much mainstream in America today. No one cares about what gay couples do. No one pays any
Read MoreVandals Butthurt Over Whitewashing Graffiti
In Queens, NY, there is a section of town called 5Pointz, which, until recently, was considered a haven for vandals
Read MorePothead Princess Drinks Underage and Kills 2 Women
A self absorbed stoner in Florida named Kayla Mendoza tweeted “2 Drunk 2 Care” and then drove the wrong way
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Lying Whore Convicted of Murder
Crystal Magnum, the most famous stripper and lying whore in all of North Carolina, was convicted of murdering her boyfriend
Read MoreJeremy Hammond Gets 10 Years in Prison for the Lulz
Tiny angry hacker Jeremy Hammond, a known leftist and anarchist, who used hack attacks to take down public safety sites
Read MoreDenver Legalizes Pot But Outlaws Being a Stinky Hippie
In Denver you can smoke all the dope you want. But if your pot odor exceeds 7 times the concentration
Read MoreObamacare Navigators Are Shady Looters
Remember Acorn? Those same types of people are back with their hands out scraping up hundreds of thousands of dollars
Read MoreDrunk Single Mom Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot; Wears Cheeseburger for Flip Flops
Its tough to be a single mom. You have to work late at a bar, get wasted while the kid
Read MoreVirginia DMV Still Giving IDs to Criminals
In case you didn’t know it, the hijackers on 9/11 got their IDs from a Fairfax VA DMV. Now 12
Read MoreDumbass Copper Thief Loses Finger
Meet Josh Goverman. He tried to steal some copper wire and lost a finger in the process. The Taiwanese animators
Read MorePerverted Lesbian Rapist Teacher Calls Victim From Jail
Meet lesbian rapist and high school volleyball teacher Kelly O’Rourke. After she raped a student, she was convicted and jailed
Read MoreDon’t Fall for the Aircargo Forwarders Package Mule Scam
A website built by russian scammers to take advantage of unemployed British folk is located here. The website was registered
Read MoreThis Clown Takes Care of Business
A man in a clown costume murdered a high-ranking Mexican Cartel family member. I don’t care who you are, that’s
Read MoreGet Ready for Reverend OJ and His Holy Safari
So OJ Simpson, the murderer of Ron Goldman and Simpson’s own wife Nicole, will be out of prison around Christmas
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