Oh Florida! Hooker Hides Pot in Her Snizz
Some rich Florida lawyer tried to shortchange his hooker and she called the cops to complain. The cops ended up
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Crime
Democrat War on Women: Marilyn Monroe Murdered by Kennedys?
The DailyMail has a story about how Bobby Kennedy, after poon-swapping with his President brother, ordered the murder of Marilyn
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Crappy Way to Die: Conked by Commode
And here I thought the soccer fans in the UK were assholes!
Read MoreIslam Continues Its War on Women
An islamist group destroyed a village and kidnapped 220 high school girls and sold them into slavery. Isn’t Islam grand?
Read MoreOh Florida! Tampa Man Busted Using Cellphone Jammer
A man in Florida constructed his own cell phone jammer and was blanking out the calls of every driver on
Read MoreAmy Farrah Fowler Busted for Horse Sex
An ugly tranny named Donald Waelde who apparently was going for the Amy Farrah Fowler look as a female, posted
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Karma Police Deals Hot Dog Justice
A crime blogger who tracks police corruption caught a man in his yard trying to set his Hot Dog cart
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Iraqi Man Convicted of Murdering Wife Shaima Alawadi
I blogged about the fake hate crime murder of Shaima Alawadi previously here. As it turns out, her husband murdered
Read MoreX-Men Director Turns Out Teens
I’m a comic book fan. I didn’t want to believe the news stories that X-Men director Bryan Singer notoriously rapes
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College Kid in Denver Eats Pot Cookie; Supermans Off Hotel Balcony
A 19 year old man ate a single pot cookie which caused an overdose and psychotic episode. He trashed his
Read MoreCanadian Hacker Arrested in Heartbleed Attack Against CRA
Stephen Arthuro Solis-Reyes, 19, of London, Ont., has been arrested for using the Heartbleed Internet bug to hack into the
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Taiwanese Animators and USAirways Snizz Porn
Operating a Twitter account isn’t tough. Except for USAirways who sent a pornographic picture to a customer who was complaining
Read MoreADHD Kid Punished for Recording Bullies
This was linked from Drudge today with one of the most misleading headlines ever- “Special-Ed Student Who Recorded Bullies Accused
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Smart Cars Flipped for the Lulz
Smart cars being tipped over while parked in America’s most liberal city? Hilarious! Is this like gay bashing for cars?
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Leftists Demand 3 Billion From Google
Leftists in San Francisco think that entrepreneurs are evil and dangerous. They demand Google pay them 3 Billion dollars so
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Oh Florida! Old Man Burned Lesbian Child Hoarders Trailer
In Miami, an old man, who is a registered sex offender, set fire to a mattress outside of a trailer
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Psycho Ex Girlfriend Tries to Burn House Down With Bacon
This story has it all- a psycho ex-girlfriend, drunk texting and weaponized bacon. From KSL here: Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31
Read MoreRapper Gets Shot in Drive By In Mom’s Funeral Procession
What? A Rapper got shot in a driveby on the way to bury his dead mom? The Hell You Say!
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Taiwanese Animators Take On Democrat California Senator Leland Yee
This is hilarious. Not too sure what the Lobster is for though.
Read MoreOh Florida! Epic Friday Night on the Town!
I gotta party with this guy. From News13 here: A Volusia County man has been arrested after he set fire
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Oh Florida! Bar Patron Goes Rambo; Gets Ass Whoopin
Florida man by the name of David Allen Noble tries to assault a bar Rambo-Style and he gets his ass
Read MoreOh Florida! Hampton, FL Most Corrupt Town; Threatened with Extinction
The town of Hampton Florida has under 500 residents. They have enough cops to provide a 1:25 ratio of cops
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Oh Florida! Tampa Family Ate LSD-Laced Steak from WalMart
Everyone was tripping face and the doctors induced labor on the wife. Scary!
Read MoreOh Florida! Tampa Man Has Sex With Pit Bull
I’m sure this pit bull was dressed pretty slutty though. Meet Bernie Marsonek. He had a stable of Pit Bulls
Read MoreSubstitute Teacher Arrested for Jackin’ It
A 72 year old substitute teacher, which I reckon is years beyond his normal retirement age, was furiously masturbating in
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