Mexican Drug Cartel Thinning the Clown Herds
A couple of clowns were captured and tortured then murdered by the Mexican Druglords, probably because those clowns were acting
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Stranded Travelers Now Must Also Endure Clowns
I barely got out of Eurpoe last week before too much of the region was crippled by the snow. Thousands
Read MoreAs a Surprise to No One, Honker the Clown Busted for Kiddie Porn
There is no such thing as a good clown. Except for dead, dying or dismembered ones. As further proof, meet
Read MoreRobbed by a Clown While On the Crapper? Yes, Thanks Ohio
A woman was on the potty when a guy wearing a clown mask and wielding a knife robbed her. She
Read MoreThe Swatter
The Swatter, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is the fourth comic book we’ve picked up at Chick-Fil-A for the boy.
Read MoreClown Works for the DC Government, Molests Children
Fat 50 year old kid touching clowns deserve government contracts according to the Washington DC government. From MyFoxDC here: Kids
Read MoreClown Rape is Both Scarier and Funnier than Regular Rape
Aye Carumba! Some Mexican clown was busted for molesting his step daughter. From TSG here: A Mexican street clown–arrested in
Read MoreLimited Edition Childhood Nightmare Plates
I need this plate to help round out my series of creepy dishes. I already have the Elvis in his
Read MoreBaloney and a RenFair Jester.
I don’t know what kind of RenFaire these people have, but I’m thinkin’ I wont go now that you see
Read MoreDemocrat NY State Senator Has a Problem with Saggy Britches
Nice to know that State politicians get paid to produce racist filled propaganda and then use it to tell black
Read More4 PM Music: Rad Omen – “Rad Anthem”
I argued with myself for a while about which page I should post this to- this one or my main
Read MoreI Hate Circus Deer
My stance on clowns is well documented. But any forest critters who go over to the unfunny dark side of
Read MoreThe Big Mac and the Mythical Creatures Venn Diagram
I ran across this on Fark, and thought it was a great diagram of how people came up with horrifying
Read More10:30 PM Music: Pink – “Funhouse”
I mentioned earlier that angry chick lyrics are just the best. Pink is one of those female rockers that do
Read MoreTranny Clown Robs Beer Emporium
This is why you don’t let their kind into the store. What a Tranny Clown would look like. This tale
Read MoreThis is Why the Joker Hates Gotham
A little comic book humor from the FailBlog: see more Fail Blog A previous incident happened to Peter Parker here.
Read MoreAt a Clown Funeral, Is the Casket Like a Clown Car?
Clowns are pictured below finally doing something funny. Burying another clown. How they got the casket to shut on those
Read MoreDrunken Clown Smashes Clown Car
A woman in her 50’s was arrested for drunkenly smashing her car into a parked vehicle when she was on
Read MoreDownTown the Clown Jailed for Kiddie Porn
What a shock! A lovable clown who hangs around with children as much as possible, dresses like clowns and Santa
Read MoreFirst You Ban Clown Shoes. Next You Ban the Clowns.
Usually the Nanny state is banning stuff that seems perfectly harmless in the name of safety, but I think this
Read MoreTrim Trim the Clown Molests Molests Little Girls
A party clown by the name of “Trim Trim” was arrested for sexually molesting a 12 and 14 year old
Read MoreIf This is the Cure, Let’s Keep the Disease
Yeah, I know we need to find a cure for Multiple Sclerosis. But publishing a Naked Clown Calendar is not
Read MoreThe Clown’s Prayer
While reading FARK, I came across this nugget that I thought was creepy and humorous- The Clown’s Prayer. It sounds
Read MoreRodeo Clown Stops Illegal Aliens From Stealing His Crappy Bike
A Sacramento man, poorly employed as a wandering Rodeo Clown who terrorizes children at the local tourist traps and city
Read MoreCrazy Clay-Faced Mimes
This skit from the Muppet Show is over 30 years old and its still fascinating today. The clay faces are
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