Wang Busted In Toilet
A Taiwanese man was arrested for stealing the heat sensors from a public restroom. What did you think I meant?
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China Bans Ghosts From Internet, Pirated Videos
Along with rounding up all their retarded citizens to keep them from drooling and doing retarded things in front of
Read MoreTorturing and Eating Critters for Fun and Profit
For any of you going to the Olympics in China, be sure to pop over to the zoo for some
Read MoreO Noes! Teh ChiC0mz Pwn3d Penn!!!1
I have a great new post up over at Geeks Are Sexy. I write about the panic that Pennsylvania State
Read MoreIs This the Pit of Carkoon?
Or is this something… sinister?
Read MoreCivet Cat. Dipped In Piss. It’s What’s For Dinner
Anyone that is planning to go to China for the Olympics needs to pack a bag lunch. Those whacky Chinese
Read MoreTiger on Tiger Violence in China
People email me to ask why I always seem to be picking on China. That their culture is thousands of
Read MoreChinese Peasants Poisoning Themselves
Ever wonder what happens to old PC’s, TV sets and other discarded electronics? They often get shipped to China where
Read MoreChinese Spies Threaten US Technology
A new Congressional advisory panel issued a report saying that Chinese spies stealing technology from US companies represents a real
Read MoreThe Chinese Are Out To Kill Us All!
Why is it that a week can’t go by without discovering some horrible Chinese product that will try to kill
Read MoreThe Marvels of Chinese Culture and Medicine
A woman dubbed “the human pincushion” had surgery to remove 26 pins and needles that her twisted grandparents shoved into
Read MoreChina Censors Web Traffic On the Fly
Last week, China was furious that President Bush met with the Dalai Lama, the exiled Tibetan Buddhist leader. In fact,
Read MoreChinese Guy Plays MMORPG, Frags Self IRL
I keep hearing about these stories where someone stays in an internet cafe in China for so long that they
Read MoreChinese Internet Police: We are Watching You
We all hate popup ads. Most of us also hate flash animation ads that block out web articles we are
Read MoreChinese Blogging Restrictions
Whacked-out commie government is going to “require” blogging service providers to register the bloggers real names, and maybe even those
Read MoreChinese Baby @
A chinese family, bored with the common custom of naming their son Li, chose instead to name the baby “@.”
Read MoreChina Still Electrocuting Gamerz
This was found from a link on Drudge today. I had written previously about China employing electro-shocks to torture teens
Read MoreFBI Busts Half-Billion Dollar Chinese Software Piracy Ring
Gangs in China were copying Symantec and Microsoft products for resale back to the United States. The FBI estimated that
Read MoreChinese Find Solution for Rat Problem
They eat them. Southern Chinese apparently eat everything, and right now, fresh rat is on the top of the menu
Read MoreChinese Cardboard Dumplings
Yet another glorious fact about the people’s paradise of China- the dumplings you buy are made out of cardboard, bacon
Read MoreCommunism Brings Mouse Plagues
If you are one of those ninnies (Giddy!) who wants to cry every time I say that other cultures suck
Read MoreChinese Tourist Dives Into African Volcano
Another weird thing about Chinese culture is that everyone in the country goes on vacation at the same time for
Read MoreDinosaur Fossils Devoured by Chinese Hicks
I thought that under a communist regime, all of the people get a quality education? If so, then why are
Read MoreCell Phone Kills Welder
I used to be a welder, and I collect stories about how welders do stupid things to get themselves killed.
Read MoreAleuts Abuse Marine Mammal Protection Act
An Alaskan Indian was found guilty of abusing the Marine Mammal Protection Act by slaughtering fur seals so he could
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