Chinese Exploding Cellphones
A Chinese man’s cellphone exploded while it was in his shirt pocket. Shrapnel went into his neck and he exsanguinated.
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McDonalds Racist Toward Asians Too
I have received a lot of feedback on my last post about McDonalds commercials here where I propose that McDonalds
Read MoreGoogle Tracks Flu, But Ignores Hackers
Drudge has an interesting note up on his site today that reports that the Centers for Disease Control are working
Read MoreThe MS08-067 Vul Goes Wormy
The biggest vulnerability to come out this year, the remote execution of the Windows server service, detailed here, has gone
Read MoreFabulous Products From China
Penguin Icons. Stars, hearts, bubbles and little flowers in soft pastels of pink, blue and green. Oh, the box cutters
Read MoreYou Thought Your Job Sucked?
Try being a Chinese Circus horse. Just more of the bizarre animal cruelty that shapes the glorious worker’s paradise in
Read MoreMy Chinese Donkey Meat Tastes Funny
The Chinese are poisoning the dogfood they make, along with children’s toys and even toothpaste. Bored with poisoning Americans and
Read MoreThanks to Skype, the Chicoms Know Who Your Friends Are
What if the government was listening to your instant messages and creating a social network map of who you are,
Read MoreChinese Dairy Farmers Killing Chinese Babies
In a country where life holds little value, where babies are aborted by the State, where no one knows what
Read MoreChinese Baseball Players are Dirty
I have watched about 20 minutes total of Olympic sports. I watched a Phelps swimming event and caught some volleyball,
Read MoreWatch Olympic Reporters Eat a Bag of Dicks
These reporters, covering the Olympics, had no problem eating penises. In fact, one of them declares, “I like Penis!” after
Read MoreYour Pigmonkey Nightmares Brought to You by China
I don’t know if you have to feed it bananas. But I wonder what its bacon will taste like? The
Read MoreChina Bans DogMeat From Olympic Menu
Gee, isn’t that just swell? No puppy paws on a stick? What are they going to do with all the
Read MoreVienna Virginia is State’s Wussiest Town
Vienna is just two towns over from where I live. All streets in this crowded Washington DC suburb is restricted
Read MoreF-Secure’s 2008 Security Overview
Mikko Hypponen of F-Secure is in this video below describing some of the coolest threats discovered on the Internet in
Read MoreMass Server Hacks By Chinese Gamerz
I have a new post up at [GAS] on the latest mass defacements. 500,000 Microsoft webservers have had sql code
Read MoreFrench Surrender the Olympic Torch to Protesters
Leave it to the French to extinguish the Olympic flame. The protesters rightly think that china is a horrible country,
Read MoreRetarded Chinaman. It’s What’s for Dinner
If you are a tiger trapped in a Chinese zoo. The worst part is one hour later, the tiger was
Read MoreI Like Making Blind Kids Do Tricks Too
I have a great idea for a film. I take six blind kids and make them tight-rope walk across a
Read MoreTime to Boycott the Olympics?
Beijing is crushing the protests in Tibet and censoring YouTube, the BBC, and other news media in China. Reporters were
Read MoreSolar Panels are Poisoning Chinese
Those solar panels? A byproduct of their manufacture is a deadly toxin that cannot be safely dumped anywhere. Except in
Read MoreDeath Camps for Kitties
Here is one more reason to avoid Beijing and the Olympics. The Chinese government is charging exorbitant fees for neutering
Read MoreMore Chinese Compassion for Animals
How do you get a goat to walk tightrope with a monkey on its back? And how do you get
Read MoreJapanese Think Poisoned Dumplings From China Taste Bad
The Chinese shipped poisoned dumplings to Japan and are now lying about it. This is the latest product safety snafu
Read MoreBelch.Com’s Chinese Puppy Paw Recipe
In honor of the Olympics in Beijing, Belch.Com presents its recipe for severed puppy paws, a Chinese delicacy. A French
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