Did I Predict the CoronaVirus in 2007?
Maybe I did. I had completely forgotten about this post about horrifying Chinese food that I wrote in the leadup
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Chinese Blind People Use Hunchbacks as Seeing-Eye Dogs
Sometimes I think the DailyMail writes stories to just troll us. This story is about a man and wife who
Read More3! 2! 1! Stampede!
China is just a little less crowded this year after a stampede on New Years left dozens dead. From the
Read MoreChinese Student Came and Went
A Chinese student died spanking it to porn at a sperm bank. From the DailyMail here: A Chinese medical student
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Chinese Common Core’s Anti-Drowning Class
I saw this photo and thought it was some sort of racist joke. The Chinese teach their kids not to
Read MoreCrowdstrike Talks Putter Panda Targeting Satellite Companies
Great paper by Crowdstrike, a decentralized group of malware researchers who published a great paper outing a Chinese military effort
Read MoreChinese Artist Arrested Over Tiananmen Burger Sculpture
A Chinese man was arrested by the Red Chinese government because he made a sculpture of Tiananmen Square out of
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Chinese Cuddle Fail
This crazy chinese man jumped into a tiger pen to feed them some tasty brown rice. The tigers don’t like
Read MoreJabbaboy Getting More Operations On His Massive Tumorous Head
I last wrote about Jabbaboy, aka Huang Chuncai back in 2008. As a testament to the great medicine of China,
Read MoreBoyfriend Commits Suicide During Marathon Christmas Shopping Spree
Guys, we’ve all been there. Go shopping with your girl, and next thing you know your feet start hurting after
Read MoreNightmare Fuel: Chinese Hornets That Dissolve Flesh
My skin is crawling as I write this. There are hornets in china that gouge deep holes in its victim’s
Read MoreYou Can’t Hack Bacon: Chinese Firm Buys Smithfield Foods
China has stolen all of the plans to our war machines– the ships, the planes, the fighter jets, the manufacturing
Read MoreAsian Drivers Are Big Problem in Asia
Watch the guy on the scooter. He hits everything he can- three cars, another scooter, a bus, and finally the
Read MoreThey Feed Monkeys to the Bears at the Chinese Circus
Well, to be fair, only the monkeys who don’t pedal fast enough. That first monkey got a little slow and
Read MoreChinese Poachers Kill the Last Rhinos in Mozambique
The rhinoceros is now extinct in Mozambique thanks to Chinese demand for rhino horn as a dietary supplement. From the
Read MoreSymantec Admits Endpoint Security is a Failure
The New York Times being hacked by the Chinese is making the rounds of news these days. I’m mostly ‘meh’
Read MoreWorld Wildlife Servers Hacked; Panda PII Pwn3d
A hacker group called Darkweb Goons hacked the website of WWFchina.org, home of the World Wildlife Federation, exposing 54,000 cleartext
Read MoreNo iPhones for YOU! Chinese Lady Tased at Mall for Buying Too Many iPhones
Not entirely clear what happened here. Some non-English speaking woman tried to buy too many iPhones and then threw a
Read MoreHow the Chinese Feed Tigers
Tourists in China ride on a bus into an urban zoo to watch how tigers get fed- They dump a
Read MoreGrim: Chinese Cannibal Serial Killer
Some gay dude in China was killing young boys and men and in many cases, was using their thigh to
Read MoreHitman Spam is a Hit
I saw this over at Buzzfeed and remembered that I wrote about assassin spam way back in 2007. Its not
Read More*Cough* Can’t.. *Cough* Stop.. *Cough* Tweeting..
China is bent out of shape that the US embassy in Beijing keeps an hourly twitter update about the poor
Read MoreOf Course the Chinese Grind Up Their Aborted Girls
One of the most unbelievable and disgusting things I’ve read is this story by the Daily Mail how the Chinese
Read MoreChen Looks Like Jim Jones AmIRight?
I tweeted last night that if there are any dissidents or potential defectors wishing to taste the green grass of
Read More4 Chinese Arrested for Eating Endangered Tortoises
I saw a tweet from WTOP talking about the arrest of 4 people for eating endangered animals. And before I
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