Decapitated Birds in Vegas Stays in Vegas
Meet Justin Teixeira. His family is paying big bucks to make him a rich elite Democrat by sending him to
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Bizarre
OccuTards Give Farming a Try
There is a 12 Acre plot of land owned by the University of California. UC wants to sell the land
Read MoreDirty Hippies Really Hate Clown Sharks
Nothing harshes the buzz of a long-haired hippie like the appearance of the dreaded Clown Shark. Thanks to Dan for
Read MoreCreepiest Spine Adjustments Ever
And WTF is this guy doing with his fingers in this lady’s mouth??
Read MoreReason 140 to HomeSchool: Eeeewww- School Counselor Bangs Her Dog
Meet Stephanie Mickles- when she is not counselling school kids on their behavior, she is misbehaving herself by stuffing her
Read MoreStoner Chicago Man Arrested for Fatal Gay Sex With a Peacock
The peacock is the most colorful of the male birds. David Beckman, below, raped his peacock in the cloaca, and
Read MoreNightmare Fuel: Kill a Praying Mantis to Release a Demonic Serpent
Well, I guess I’ll be sleeping with the lights on tonight. You should too. Watch this. At first, I thought,
Read MoreCleveland’s Hero Charles Ramsey Gets Songified
This Dead Giveaway video is hilarious.
Read MoreI’m Lovin’ It! McDonald’s Now Has Product Placement in the News
Three stupid girls somehow managed to get themselves abducted in Cleveland and ended up playing World of Warcraft for ten
Read MoreFormer Model Bloated by Self-Injections
Look at this moon-pie faced Korean woman. She wanted to have eternal beauty so she became a plastic surgery addict.
Read MoreLeftists Spew Hate When a Vegan Eats Meat
Morgan Spurlock’s wife had had enough with the vegan diet. Can’t a girl eat a cheeseburger? Some chicken? An egg?
Read MoreAnother Drunk Chick Falls Off the Party Bus
When I first saw this story I thought I was re-reading an earlier story I wrote about here. But this
Read MoreI Hate Arabic Music- Except This
The shrill warbling, the horrible sitars, the tinny cymbals, and the ungodly hours the music gets blasted- all of the
Read MoreGround Mexican 4.99 Per Pound
A man cleaning a meat grinder at a meat packing plant in Oregon somehow managed to fall into the grinder
Read MoreTerrorist Loving Meg Lanker Busted for Threatening to Rape Herself
I’d never heard of ugly, fat, last-name-hyphenated Meg Lanker-Simons until today. But she is a screaming liberal with fantasies of
Read MoreHippie Fail: Fraudster Teaches Hippies to Project Chi Forcefields
This is one of the most retarded things I’ve seen in a while- A liberal cult in Sweden gathers leftists,
Read MoreArnold Drives Around
Lulwhut?
Read MoreMummified Jersey Hoarder Found Among Cat Feces
A New Jersey Hoarder decider to take it all with her. She lived the hoarder’s dream, surrounded by rubbish, cat
Read MoreCross-Eyed Attention Whore Snorts a Condom
This video will be awesome on Amber Strong’s next job interview. This little girl refuses to put away laundry and
Read MoreGoogle Satellite Shows Dutch Body Dumping
Clean bicycle paths, a gorgeous wooden dock and a bloody smear from dragging the body to dump it in the
Read MoreBlame it On My Mucous Trail BABY!
Rat-sized, disease-spreading, stucco-chewing giant land snails have invaded Florida. For occasions such as this, I have to repost this awesome
Read MoreFeminism Demands to Not Breastfeed Boys
This is an amusing screenshot of a Facebook post, but I think it might be a clever troll trying to
Read MoreFat Black Pothead Sticks Up Bank With Spaghetti Sauce
Meet Ophelia Neal. She is fat, has a history of criminal activity including marijuana charges, and used food stamps to
Read MoreTennessee Vice Mayor Jacks It at 90 MPH
Any news story that refuses to publish a party affiliation for a politician committing a criminal act means that he’s
Read MoreWatch Out for Beavers!
Some poor idiot in Belarus managed to get himself killed by a small forest mammal with a paddle for a
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