Testicles Have Taste Buds
And the testicles like sweet stuff apparently and also love the “umami” flavor. I had no idea, either. From the
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Andy Dick Continues Rampage of Sexual Assault
Andy Dick is a drunk serial sexual assaulter who should be in jail for his numerous drunken gropes. The latest
Read MoreFlorida HOA Discriminates Against Stupid Mermaids
What do you get when you cross a zany broad with a mermaid costume and a grumbly HOA board? Why
Read MoreLab Nerds Spoof Thrift Shop Song
Lab geeks and pathologists have a unique job and specific complaints about dumb hospital workers who love to check the
Read MoreWhat is Wrong With Newspeople?
Two hilarious news clips from yesterday demonstrate that Newscasters are by and large, idiotic, drunk, incompetent, racist, foolish and all
Read MoreWoman Sentenced to 25 Years For Lubricating Firearm
An Oklahoma meth-head was sentenced to 25 years in prison for using her twat as a holster. I think Oprah
Read MoreShould Your Duck Lips Accompany Your Death Photo?
I really have no idea who started the whole fad of making duck lips for your facebook photos, but its
Read MoreThe Stupid USDA and Magic Bunny Management
A magician is being hassled by the USDA because he uses a rabbit in his act. The government agency is
Read MoreReady for Pot Infused Bacon?
Some pot-smoking hippie in Washington state wanted to see if he could make bacon taste like pot brownies. So he
Read MoreNightmare Fuel: 6 Foot Yellowjacket Nest With Thousands of Queens
Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Read MoreWhy Can’t Randall Have Cellmates?
Ah, prison justice. Prisoners doing what the DOJ won’t do.
Read MoreNBC News Has Aired Dumb News for Years
Its 1984. NBC’s the Today Show had the gumption to put this crap on the air as news. So why
Read MoreThis Russian Tampax Commercial
I somehow think this thing might be faked, but just what every guy thinks might happen happens.
Read MoreWhackjob Alien Abduction Victim In Charge of UK Govt
Simon Parkes works at a small town city council and claims to have been raped and fathered alien babies or
Read MorePeruvian Butt Slasher Convicted for NOVA Attacks
Living in Northern VA can be pretty weird sometimes. A Peruvian man touring our region took a box cutter and
Read MoreGeorgia Stowaway Discovered in Moscow
A black man from Georgia stowed away on a jetliner by holding onto the landing gear. That was his last
Read MoreOld SQL Server and Miller Lite Commercial
Look at the size of those eyeglasses on Billy in this commercial. They are as big as coffee saucers.
Read MoreCrazy Liberal Actress Sent Obama Ricin Letters
A crazy liberal actress thought it would be ingenious to kill two birds with one stone- get an insta-divorce and
Read MoreStinky Power Rangers Make Bad Neighbors
I wonder what you have to do to your neighbors to make them dress up like a Power Ranger and
Read MoreBreastMilk Lollipops?
Lollipops with artificial breast milk flavoring is now available for purchase. But the question that remains is why? If a
Read MoreNot That Kind of Dog Grooming
Mexicans with canine superpowers like Cesar Milan, the dog whisperer, is a national asset. Mexicans with the ability to arouse
Read MoreMichael Douglas Claims That Eating a Mountain of Pussy Gave Him Throat Cancer
The headline basically says it all. Here is the story. Douglas, who was a sex addict, claims that eating skanky
Read MoreBest Idea Ever: Injecting Swollen Tick With Peroxide
Okay, this is awesome. Blowing up ticks in the name of science!
Read MoreBatShiat Amy’s Baking Company Brings the Internets Drama
Amy’s Baking Company is run by a zombie-eyed egotistical freak and her old-ass husband who may be on the run
Read MoreCrazy Suffolk Mom Moons Schoolbus; Gets Jailtime
A scrawny woman, upset that he kid can’t behave on the schoolbus, thought she’d pick a fight with the bus
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