CasAnus is a Crappy Hotel in Belgium
A giant colon has been hollowed out, stuffed with a bed and a shower, and it is now a hotel
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School Teacher Was a Snake Hoarder
Meet Bill Buchman. He taught elementary school kids, but also hoarded pythons in his home that was infested with mice
Read MoreYou Burn Witches- Not Hammer Them
Carlos Amarillo was convinced that his girlfriend and her daughter had cast voodoo spells on him, so naturally, he murdered
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Mary the Elephant Had it Coming
Mary the Elephant killed her animal handler. So they strung her up in a public execution to be an example
Read MoreMandela’s Bunny Ear
Admirers of Nelson Mandela are hopping mad that the sculptor left a tiny bronze bunny inside the ear of the
Read MoreSpiritual Warfare Beliefs Spurred Murderous Exorcism
The two toddlers murdered by Zakieya Latrice Avery and Monifa Denise Sanford may have been a result of a cultish
Read MoreMaryland Mom Murdered Children in Bizarre Exorcism
When you think of the word exorcism, you usually think of Catholicism. But in the case of an urban, dope-smoking,
Read MoreIndian Villagers Doing It Wrong: BURN Witches, AXE Zombies
I don’t know much about life in India. But in rural India, in a little town called Gumla, they still
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Finally, A Way to Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew
I have no idea if this will actually work, but I’ve been in plenty of situations where I’ve had to
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Walking and Dancing on Water
Well, almost. A bank in Kuala Lampur filled a pool with corn starch.
Read MoreJennifer McCarthy’s Minge Has a Gun!
Jennifer McCarthy is the ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old
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Finally! An Online Dating Site for Juggalos
This is a parody, but showing clown-makeup wearing losers chugging Faygo is awfully darned lulzy!
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Dennis Rodman Freaks Out On Live TV
On CNN, Dennis Rodman was questioned about Kenneth Bae, an American citizen held captive in a North Korean prison camp,
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When Geekdoms Collide: Star Trek Barbershop Quartet
Stumbled on this somehow. If being a barbershop quartet geek isn’t odd enough, just dress ’em in Starfleet Uniforms and
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I Wonder If You Can Get These Gloves On an Airplane?
Iron Man 3 Stun gloves exist. And it looks pretty awesome.
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Creepy Old Spice Stalking Mom Commercial
Honestly, these moms are so ugly, I’m not certain how they were able to breed in the first place. Old
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How to Play Your Pig
I love the Internet and its little how-to videos.
Read MoreLesbian Has Toe Eaten Off in Lulzy New Years Eve Party
A woman in Massachusetts tried to hook up with another woman at a New Years Eve party. Then she got
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Bonita Vela is the New Lorena Bobbit
Bonita Vela tortured her daughter’s boyfriend and sliced his wiener with a box cutter because she suspected him of molesting
Read MoreLack of Beer Makes You… Squirrel!!
This is Helen Williams. She sent her commonlaw hubby on a beer run after the stores were closed on Christmas
Read MoreJabbaboy Getting More Operations On His Massive Tumorous Head
I last wrote about Jabbaboy, aka Huang Chuncai back in 2008. As a testament to the great medicine of China,
Read MoreState Department to Send Rap Stars to Asia to Promote “Conflict Resolution”
The State Department is looking to send black hip hop musicians to Asia and eastern Europe on an all-expenses-paid tour
Read MoreBad BIOS and the Squeaky PC
Two recent stories about malware and cracking passwords have spurred the imaginations of security researchers. BadBIOS, which is the chupacabra
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Maybe the Norkies Will Keep Rodman
Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea palling around with the dictator who recently executed his own family member. What
Read MoreYou Got Weed in my Baconator!
Wendy’s has one of the better menus in fast food. Too bad the employees and service sucks so bad. Case
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