Lonely Moonbat Sets Self Ablaze
Malachi Ritscher, a man tortured by loneliness, bereft of loving family, and self-admitted acid-dropping child of the sixties, set himself
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Bizarre
Snail Killers
I don’t know why I’ve written so much about killing animals today. But this story gives me shivers. Imagine being
Read MoreThe Dog Murderers
Those whacky Chinese! They are not satisfied with limiting the number of children families can have. China has a one
Read MoreThe Young Face of Evil
Sicko Gay Repeat Child Predator gets a Half-Millennium Behind Bars! Parents, don’t let your kids participate in sleepovers unless you
Read MoreRevenge is a Dish Best Served
With a tattoo gun. A pervert man molested and killed 10 year old Katie Collman. He abducted her, molested her
Read MoreWitches Spells Have Money-Back Guarantee
At least according to a German court. A stupid woman paid a witch 1200 bucks for a love potion that
Read MoreBill Maher is a Moron
This is the same guy who cried because he got fired for saying that the 9-11 hijackers were “brave.” Is
Read MoreThings We Take for Granted
Simple things. Like the fact that our bottled and canned products aren’t full of deadly poison. Like vodka in Siberia.
Read MorePrincipal Gives Wedgie to Student
Here is a stupid story about a High School Principal horsing around with several of his high school students at
Read MoreNaughty Kayla, Phone Whore
A man calls a phone sex line and says, “Hey, I need to talk to a hot chick, but I
Read MoreGruesome Ending for NOLA Bartenders
This is a very gruesome story about a pair of French Quarter Bartenders, Zack Bowen and Addie Hall, who hooked
Read MoreDangling From The Dangly Bits
Thanks to Chris for the heads up on this one. An Austrian Roofer slipped and somehow nailed his testicle to
Read MoreBill Murray; Scottish Party Animal, Dishwasher
This story sounds completely whacky, but then again, its Bill Murray. He shows up to a college party in Scotland
Read MoreBad Day Fishing Nets 4 Million Bucks
An update to a story I wrote about here. The Mexican fishermen who drifted across the Pacific Ocean for 9
Read MoreTo Kill a Goofy Bird
I have no idea why this has crossed my radar screen, but its a rather ridiculous story on how brutal
Read MoreBahamas Still Flogs Criminals
There is one punishment that is still left over from the Pirate Days. A man that attempted to rape an
Read MoreUsing a Baby as a Bat
A sick stupid woman who continually has children out of wedlock, used her latest spawn of her loins, an infant
Read MoreA Burning Ring of Fire
Think you had a bad day? At least you didn’t start off brushing your teeth only to shoot lightning from
Read MoreGhoulish Virginia Teacher
A High School Science teacher by the name of Candace Longworth took two female students to an old graveyard as
Read MorePages Punked Foley
Well, according to Drudge, the IM messages that shamed Republican Representative Mark Foley into resigning was a prank by a
Read MoreIn China, Its Safer for Bears to Drive
I have highlighted on this blog in the past that animals in China may be better drivers than Chinese people.
Read MoreKenny the Clown Eyes Mayoral Seat
Kenny the Clown wants to be the mayor of Alameda. Instead of giving the mayor a gavel to preside over
Read MoreQuack Chiropractor Claimed Time Travel Healing
If he couldnt email your problems away or talk them away by phone, he said he could time travel and
Read MoreWhacky Chinese Animal Games
PETA is wasting their time here in the United States. There is so much more they can be doing abroad.
Read MoreJavelin Judge Misjudges
This photo is topping the most emailed at Yahoo. I suppose if you are going to be a javelin judge,
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