Pimp My Potty
This is the throne of many mens’ dreams. It has just about everything. Tivo. Xbox. DVD Player. LCD Screen on
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I can't believe that came from your mouth!
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Psycho Stalker Astronaut
Meet Navy Captain Lisa Nowak. She was a graduate of Annapolis Naval Acadamy. As a Captain, she wears four stripes
Read MoreSix Weird Things About Me
Bazl from Nosumo.com tagged me, asking that I follow her post about six weird things about her with a post
Read MoreEagle Causes Alaskan Power Outage
A lazy bald eagle, which prefers to scavenge in a landfill rather than live off the wild, tried to snatch
Read MoreMail Order Corpse Bride
These Chinese sure have some stupid customs. One is the belief that if a man dies without a wife, a
Read MoreChicken Killing Chinese Boy
For whatever reason, China plus animals equals bizarre animal deaths. This case is no different. A little boy screamed at
Read MoreFishy Pedicures
Yesterday I wrote about how tiny monkeys are used in Singapore to chew on the wealthy’s fingernails to provide the
Read MoreGardener Versus Moles
The moles win. This sounds like a Caddy Shack Moment. A retired construction worker tried to rid his garden of
Read MoreNation of Sealand for Sale
I have known about the tiny artificial nation of Sealand for some years now from an information security perspective. It
Read MoreChinese Year of the Glow Pig
As China prepares to celebrate the Year of the Pig, they are highlighting their success in genetic engineering by showing
Read MoreMan Catches 480LB Blue Marlin
With a Speargun! This Florida man has set a world record for catching the largest fish ever with a spear
Read MoreBeer Drinking Thief Kidnaps Baby Jesus
You hear about something like this every year: Manger Mauling or Nativity Napping. From the AP here: PLAISTOW, N.H. –
Read MoreSpilled Doritos Chips Wash Ashore on Outer Banks
Hilarious photos of thousands of Doritos chips washed up on the beach in North Carolina. And they are all still
Read MoreCIA Employee was Burglar and Panty Sniffer
With employees like this at the CIA is it any wonder that they got the information wrong about WMDs in
Read MoreGator Chews on Florida Crackhead
A stupid crackhead in Florida decided to strip down to his birthday suit and go swimming in a Florida pond.
Read MoreBabies and Appliances Dont Mix
These two idiots seem to be running for parents of the year. Shocker that neither one is married to the
Read MoreSandia Labs Training Bomb Sniffing Bees
Yesterday I asked what the hell they do at Sandia Laboratories since they are obviously not paying attention to cyber
Read MoreUK Tranny has Sand in his Imaginary Vagina
I read this story and can’t help but imagine a Monty Python skit gone wrong. A man who really wishes
Read MoreWill Men Take the Pill?
Drudge has a story up talking about a new birth control pill for men. The newest one can be taken
Read MoreAnimals In the Womb
A new National Geographic special is going to show footage, shot with new technology, that shows puppy fetuses panting in
Read MoreAfrica is Hell on Earth
More proof that the continent of Africa is a hellish landscape can be found in the article below. People there
Read MoreGross Baby Stories
Two stories here, back to back from NBC4, my local TV news station. First up is the lady that had
Read MoreDog Rapes Cat. Cat has Puppies?
Its a sign of the Apocalypse. Cats and Dogs sleeping together. I really doubt that this story is true, but
Read MoreCustoms Officials Nab Dirty Bomb Dealer?
This story is reported as a lucky break from a drug sniffing dog. But I think the intel community was
Read MoreAnimal Crime: Drunken Elk Terror
Elk and cattle will get drunk if they eat apples that are a little over-ripened. And what do drunken elk
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