UK Hacker Kook to Flee to Sealand?
Gary McKinnon, the world’s kookiest hacker, claims that he was offered “assylum” from the tiny micronation of Sealand. Once there,
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Rosslyn Chapel Runes Cracked
For 600 years, historians, cryptologists, clergy and celts have visited Rosslyn Chapel in Edinburgh, Scotland to decipher the strange symbols
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Military Weapons Developers have some pretty cool jobs. Ionatron invented what it believes is to be a “lightning” raygun. It
Read MoreWash Caffeine Into Your Skin
There is a new soap on the market that will let you get the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee
Read MoreThe Tom Cruise Scientology Crusade
It’s been a while since I have written about the Thetan avenger, Tom Cruise. It seems he’s got the cure
Read MoreWhat’s Wrong With the German Army?
I am often baffled at how we Americans are viewed through the skewed lens of European news and television. And
Read MoreGoogle Says: Take a Long Walk Off Short Pier
Its a funny easter egg in Google Maps. If you go to maps.google.com, and click on get directions, and input
Read MoreDeadly Virus Spread by Mobile Phones
Apparently there is a deadly virus that spreads from Muslim to Muslim because of the mobile phones, and its sweeping
Read MoreWhat Symantec Sings to Shareholders
I have no idea why this has escaped my attention until now. Holy Crap, this must be the song that
Read MoreNo DWI for Zamboni Drivers
In New Jersey its okay to get plastered before you groom the ice rink. A drunken zamboni driver had his
Read MoreAnother Cleveland Horror
I really don’t like Cleveland. I have been there a few times on business travel and it always turns into
Read MoreIslamic Chastity Belts
Those whacky muslims and their silly beliefs! Not wanting to take any chances with his wife out shopping, one muslim
Read MoreOwl Kills Drunken Thief
You have to be really drunk, really stupid, and really bad at thievery to let an owl kill you during
Read MoreMaybe Crime Does Pay?
Two crime stories here that are rather surprising. First up is a block of gold weighing 220 pounds. This block
Read MoreIt Takes Stones to Ban Nuts
Maryland is one of the most liberal states in the country. It is overwhelmingly democratic, extremely liberal, and the state
Read MoreBet on Heather’s Leg
At Bodog.com, you can place a bet on whether or not Heather Mills’ fake leg will go flying off when
Read MoreRosie Admits She Snapped
Rosie O’Donnell admits on the View on Friday that she lost her mind over Columbine. Even though she has nothing
Read MoreSigns of the Apocalypse- Cows Eat Chickens
A holy cow in India has developed the taste for fluffy peeps. And not the marshmallow kind either. This cow
Read MoreCrazed Muslim Tries to Ressurect Dad
I’m going to guess he doesn’t believe all that crap about 72 virgins. From Reuters here: KARACHI (Reuters) –
Read MoreFurious Electric Sliding Furries
Furries. People that dress up in giant anthropomorphic costumes, like college mascots, but do so to pretend they are the
Read MoreChinese Animal Mind Control Experiments
Just what every young Chinese boy needs: His own remote control pigeon. From the AP here: Chinese scientists have succeeded
Read MoreJets Fan Found Mummified
A Long Island man was found mummified in his home. He had been frozen to his couch with the remote
Read MoreAnimal on Animal Crime- Turtle Gobbling
A good portion of Emergency Vets shows on Animal Planet deal with stupid dogs who swallow things they shouldn’t. Like
Read MoreWe Have Monkey Feet
In our landfills. A severed foot showed up in a landfill in Spotsylvania, VA, near Fredericksburg, and it prompted a
Read MoreAnna Nicole Tainted My HoneyMoon Memories
For the first couple of nights of my Honeymoon, my wife and I stayed in South Florida before we embarked
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