Hope For Part-Time British Whores
If you are a British woman who sleeps around for crack, money, fancy cars, fame, fish and chips or whatever
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So They Make Neanderthal DNA
Researchers are getting close to reassembling the DNA of the Neanderthal Man. They say its mostly to answer the question
Read MoreKooky Cultures Won’t Last
Cultures that have witch doctors and spiritual healers will soon disappear from this planet. And that’s a GOOD thing. A region’s
Read MoreDogs in the News
Somewhere there is a bizarro world- you know, where up is down, left is right, and there is a bizarro
Read MoreTales from the Crypt Robber
Some people are goth, and then there are the hard-core, dog killin’, grave diggin’, make-a-marijuana-bong-out-of-a-femur-bone-and-use-a-skull-for-an-ashtray goth. From the AP here:
Read MoreMarine Clubs Bear
I like to camp. As soon as we think the baby will be big enough, we intend on going camping.
Read MoreBig-Nosed Iranians
It appears that Iran and Pakistan are the Nosejob capitals of the World. When you cover your women from head
Read MoreYoko’s Lawyers More Annoying Than Yoko
Tom Iverson of the UK legal firm of Eversheds has sent me another love letter decrying the fact that I
Read MoreI Like Fishy Crackers
Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is a whacky cartoon from Cartoon Network. One of the most bizarre characters is this
Read MoreChinese Bridges Collapse
If you are ever in China you may be better off swimming over the rivers than crossing the bridges. The
Read MoreAye Caramba! Una Lion! Una Tigre! Aieee!
Doing jobs American’s won’t do, a Mexican shop keeper went to the roof of his store to feed a captive
Read MoreHampton Swat Team Surrounds McDonalds
This is just a little news from my hometown. In Hampton, VA there is a McDonalds that I remember being
Read MoreYoko Ono Dines on Corgi
Update! NOT! Turns out that the British media reported this originally, and it was picked up by TMZ.com, who I
Read MoreHow Weak Are You
If a Hamster can kick your ass? This sounds like a bad Monty Python skit, but a British man was
Read MoreStingy with the Chili Sauce
A man got pissed at a manager of a Wendy’s because he wouldn’t give the man enough chili sauce packets.
Read MoreBeak Lickin’ Good
I was going through my weblogs last night and stumbled on a strange referral to the site. It was from
Read MoreSwimming Dinosaurs
There seems to be evidence that dinosaurs could swim. It seems rather logical to me that this would be the
Read MoreReligion of Snakes on Planes
As if flying on airplanes with Muslims isn’t scary enough, some are compounding this fear by smuggling snakes on planes!
Read MoreAlien Zombie Gut Eating Dinnerware
Its a slow news day, so check out this bizarre plate. Its a seven-eyed alien, bolted to the table, eviscerated
Read MoreGlimpse Into German Culture
Its the little things about other cultures that often fascinate me the most. For instance, in Germany, no one ever
Read MoreLorelei Corpuz Pleads Guilty
The gender-bending grifter and child molester, Lorelei Corpuz, aka Mark Villanueva, pleaded guilty to third degree sex crimes with a
Read MoreEmployee Recognition
I really like to stay “under the radar” as much as possible at work. The less interaction I have with
Read MoreParanoia Screening Not Required for Secret Clearance
It seems like a simple question that the government should ask their employees who need to get a Secret or
Read MoreMormon Maybe, But Scientologist?
Mitt Romney, all around Mr. Nice Guy, former governor of Massachusettes, Mormon, and leading contender for the Republican nomination for
Read MoreGiant Robots Fascinate Mankind
I have to admit, I’m a sucker for giant robots as much as the next guy. They make movies about
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