Percocet, Vodka and Parenting Skills
This is Holly Schnobrich. Fresh off of a DUI conviction, she got hopped up on Percocets and Vodka and then
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Bizarre
Hippies Distraught as BurningMan Blazes Early
The Burning Man Festival in the Nevada desert ran into a snag when Paul Addis decided to get a jump
Read MoreNowak to Plead Bat-Shiat Insane
Not much of a shock, huh? Any bitch who would drive cross-country in a diaper so she could confront her
Read MoreDisgusting Creepy Gay Politicians
Minneapolis airport is a major hub for many connections to the northwest. But apparently it is also renowned for having
Read MorePwn3d by Camel
I seem to be blogging some themes this week- text message suicide attempts and pet hoarders who get pummeled by
Read MoreAnimal Hoarder Dies Worst Way Possible
I love to hear about stupid animal hoarders who die in their own homes due to attacks from the animals
Read MoreCrazy Cat Lady and Giant Pig Balls
Animal hoarders are just plain nuts, and stories such as this are usually quite sad. But when you have
Read MoreChinese Baby @
A chinese family, bored with the common custom of naming their son Li, chose instead to name the baby “@.”
Read MoreBlessed Be Thy Burning Coolers!
A crazy idiot woman who has seen one episode too many of “Bewitched” on TVland got busted for being drunk,
Read MoreReligion of Snakes on a Plane Part Deux
I wrote previously here about how the Saudi population seems to have a fetish for owning poisonous reptiles and other
Read MoreReason 211 to Homeschool
Kooky Principals won’t hire a Voodoo priestess to drip chicken blood, smoke cigars, burn incense, read tarot cards, and speak
Read MoreWaking Up With Nuts is a Good Day
This is such a bizarre story and it is really funny in places. A guy thinks his testicles are causing
Read MoreGiant Newborn Baby Girl
Thanks to Neatorama for the link to the Flikr site showing Ron Mueck’s sculpture being installed at the Ft. Worth
Read MoreDeion Sanders Knows Athletes Who Fight Dogs
This is unbelievable: the conceit and pure assinine comments written in a column by Former 49ers, Cowboys, Falcons, Ravens, Redskins
Read MoreDHS Invents Light Sabre “Pukinator”
Its a flashlight that strobes just right to make you toss your cookies. They plan on using it on illegal
Read MoreOscar the “Soul Reaver” Nursing Home Cat
A doctor at a nursing home had an article published in the New England Journal of Medicine documenting a phenomena whereby
Read MoreBusted Speeding 205mph in a 65 Zone
I very much enjoyed my stay at the Stations Inn over the weekend. As a motorcyclist’s resort, it has quite
Read MoreDoggie Power for Global Warming Zealots
For those that are convinced that your carbon sins are dooming the planet, join in on the latest craze- let
Read MoreChinese Find Solution for Rat Problem
They eat them. Southern Chinese apparently eat everything, and right now, fresh rat is on the top of the menu
Read MoreChinese Cardboard Dumplings
Yet another glorious fact about the people’s paradise of China- the dumplings you buy are made out of cardboard, bacon
Read MoreInvestigators of Benoit Murder Think Dog Ate Steroids
As a bizarre update to the tragic Chris Benoit murder/suicide case, investigators had been scratching their head trying to locate
Read MoreCell Phone Kills Welder
I used to be a welder, and I collect stories about how welders do stupid things to get themselves killed.
Read MoreWhacko Jacko Coming to the Old Dominion
Umm… Okay, I guess. The article doesnt say where in Virginia the mightly gloved one is going to- some think
Read MorePorno Pizza, Delivered Hot!
One of the jobs I held before I got into computers was running a Pizzeria. I was pretty good at
Read MoreAlligators in My Neighborhood
In Northern Virginia, there are lots of creeks and streams that feed the Potomac River. There are a few lakes
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