Boy George’s Victim Escapes His Dungeon
Who knew that the washed-up tranny frontman of Culture Club was such a menace? I had heard about him having
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Death By Peanuts
Southern Virginia is famous for a few things. Shipbuilding, military bases, and peanut farming. Calvin Branch worked at a peanut
Read MoreEvidence Tossed in Lunatic Nowak Case
An astronaut drives cross country with plans to kidnap and maybe murder the lover of a former boyfriend and the
Read MoreSuperhero or Supervillain? Buy This Batcave
Actually, its the Tennessee Pot Cave. I wrote about this amazing place here. Super criminals built a house atop a
Read MoreBurning Man Arsonist Tries to Burn Cathedral
A brain-addled moonbat from San Francisco, unhappy that his 15 minutes of fame was over after prematurely burning the “Burning
Read MoreWas Megan Williams A Masochist?
There is finally some more news out of the Megan Williams story. Thanks, Trench! [ad code=2 align=center] If you remember,
Read MoreThe Marvels of Chinese Culture and Medicine
A woman dubbed “the human pincushion” had surgery to remove 26 pins and needles that her twisted grandparents shoved into
Read MoreSafest City for Zombie Outbreak? Lansing, Michigan
Now this is what I call specialized training. [ad code=2 align=center] Lansing Michigan, in addition to normal training for fires,
Read MoreMutts and Moms Make Ellen Cry
Ellen Degeneres adopted a puppy from one of those whacky animal-rights agencies. When she found that the puppy just couldn’t
Read MoreWendy Knowlton Cook is Worst Mother Ever
Its bad enough to be a crack whore. But when you start having sex for money with your kids in
Read MoreVirginia Politician Goatse’s Her Opponent
Jeannemarie Devolites Davis is a Republican running for re-election to the Virginia State Senate. She has the distinction of being
Read MoreBritney Loses Custody of K-Brats
Britney had to give up the whole crop of K-Fruit today. She has been fired from Mommyhood. From the AP
Read MoreReason 417 to Homeschool
Racist teachers won’t put a noose around your child’s neck and make them carry shackles and chains in order to
Read MoreToo Much Testosterone
Every now and then I see a photo on my MyYahoo homepage and I am stunned. Here is a photo
Read MoreWhen You Love Dogs Too Much
I have no idea what is wrong with people. This is “animal lover” Gustavo Castanon. He is a disgusting human
Read MoreI Thought MIT Students Were Smart?
If geekiness were a religion, MIT would be its Mecca. Usually MIT students are some of the brightest this country
Read MoreSquirrels in Videos
Kiltak at Geeks Are Sexy posted an outlandish video of a squirrel stepping into a catapult trap. Once the squirrel
Read MoreBeethoven Back on the Keyboard
LifeGem, a company that will compress yours, your loved one’s or your pet’s ashes into diamonds, did just that to
Read MoreChinese Guy Plays MMORPG, Frags Self IRL
I keep hearing about these stories where someone stays in an internet cafe in China for so long that they
Read MoreMadonna is Purple Penetrating Ambassador for Judaism
Celebrity whackjob Madonna, aging singer and horrible mother, went to Israel and met with the Israeli President Shimon Peres. There
Read MoreOJ Simpson Involved in Casino Heist?
Someone broke into a room at a casino in Las Vegas and stole some sports memorabilia. OJ was on hand
Read MoreCarlton Davis, Minnesota Toe Licker
There are just some mugshots which are almost self-explanatory. The DUI mugshot of Nick Nolte, for instance. You could look
Read MoreZero Gee Alka Seltzer
When NASA astronauts aren’t driving cross country in diapers to kidnap their lover’s girlfriends, they actually do really cool experiments
Read MoreBurger Bandit Gets 6 Months in Jail
Hilda Taft shoved a pre-packaged cheeseburger from a convenience store down her pants and tried to sneak out of the store
Read MoreBarbarian Hindu Rituals
I often knock Muslims for believing in worthless 13th century superstitions and ridiculous Islamic rituals like sacrificing animals. But I
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