Hampton Roads Ranks Least Stressful Metro Area?
Hampton Roads is the Least Stressful Metro area? I guess they didn’t ask the thousands of people that are using
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Wang Busted In Toilet
A Taiwanese man was arrested for stealing the heat sensors from a public restroom. What did you think I meant?
Read MoreReason 617 To HomeSchool
The teacher will not be illiterate. An unbelievable story of deception was linked by Drudge today detailing a teacher’s 17
Read MoreIndictments and Confessions in the Megan Williams Case
What had started out as a trashy love affair between Bobby Brewster and Megan Williams had degraded to an abusive
Read MoreMinnesota Toe Licker Gets Probation
You gotta love this dude’s mugshot. He stole a woman’s keys and wallet and then demanded to lick her toes.
Read MoreThe Q-Tip Conspiracy, or How a French Canadian Met the Reaper
I don’t use Q-tips. I always thought that made me weird. As it turns out, maybe it saved my life.
Read MoreVirginia Cops Bitchslap Abercrombie and Fitch
Virginia Beach is one of the most progressive cities in Southern Virginia, but they also strictly enforce family values. You
Read MoreAre You Germaphobic?
Typically, I’m not germaphobic. I eat pizza that has set out overnight. If I drop a cookie in my house
Read MoreSangria Illegal in Virginia?
I do love me some good Sangria now and again. Its great on hot summer days or as the beverage
Read MoreRash of Teen Suicides Blamed on Bebo
Sad emo kid see, sad emo kid do. Every time a pathetic teenager in South Wales kills him/herself, all of
Read MoreThe Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
Wow. So you are thinking about joining a stupid cult that takes all of your money? Not too sure which
Read MoreAre The Side Effects Worth It?
I keep seeing commercials for Requip to control the horrifying social disease of “restless leg syndrome.” First, I find it
Read MoreMan Lops Off Hand and Cooked it in Microwave
Well, what else is there to do if you think the Mark of the Beast was on your hand? On
Read MoreRiding on a Train, and You Leave a Big Stain
Diarrhea, ptptf ptptf, Diarrhea, ptptf ptptf! Yeah, I’m 6 years old today. Passengers on the Brown Line in Seoul From
Read MoreIs This the Pit of Carkoon?
Or is this something… sinister?
Read MoreWhat Dr. Phil Told Britney
Operatives for Belch.Com were on hand at Cedars-Sinai and were able to overhear the conversation between Dr. Phil McGraw and
Read MoreThe “Crazy Toaster” Trojan Horse
A security geek created a toaster that could connect to a home network, sniff for passwords, and then crack the
Read MoreI Told You Bastards There Are No UFO’s
That headline is for my 8th grade English class who laughed, yes laughed at me when I presented a research
Read MoreWhy Our Culture Is Superior to Theirs
You want to make a liberal’s head explode? Just tell them that the American culture is vastly superior to everyone
Read MoreAwesomely Dead Plush Toy
I found this on Neatorama and just groaned. But its clever and cool and way sick. I want one just
Read MoreFearing the Face Off
What do you do when you believe God is telling you two different things? And can you figure out what
Read MoreInstant Karma or GodSmack
Call it Karma; call it a vengeful God. Kyle Barry forced a man to pull over on the highway by impersonating
Read MoreHair. It’s What’s For Dinner
The picture below is not a wet otter. Its not a weasel or a ferret. Its a giant bezoar taken
Read MoreScattering Ashes At Disney
This doesn’t surprise me at all. My wife’s all time favorite ride at Disney is the Haunted Mansion, and I
Read MoreCan You Guess What This Is?
I’ve been debating whether or not I would post this. Its really creepy and bizarre, and after sitting on it
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