Fabulous Products From China
Penguin Icons. Stars, hearts, bubbles and little flowers in soft pastels of pink, blue and green. Oh, the box cutters
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Bizarre
What is This?
BelchSpeak’s favorite game everyone is afraid to play is back. What is this picture below? Boobies? A Boiled peanut? Plumber’s
Read MorePet Ownership Monumental FAIL
I have never understood why some people keep huge snakes as pets. Perhaps they want other people to think that
Read MoreHey, Your Crotch is Rotting
I can’t imagine why the internet has never provided this service before! You can email former hookups and let them
Read MoreEco-Religionist Dumps Trash at GRACE
I was stunned when I went into the Greater Reston Arts Center at the Reston Towncenter the other day. The
Read More5:30 PM Music: Barnes and Barnes- Fish Heads
The weirdest song to ever become an earworm. And the skinny dude buying the fish heads? That’s Bill Paxton. Enjoy
Read MoreIf This is the Cure, Let’s Keep the Disease
Yeah, I know we need to find a cure for Multiple Sclerosis. But publishing a Naked Clown Calendar is not
Read MoreSlice Me off a Piece of That Outer Space
When astronauts return from spacewalks, they are surprised to find that their spacesuits smell like fried steak. Or welding fumes.
Read MoreRecipe For English Poof
1 quarter cup bread crumbs 1/2 tsp chili powder 1/2 tsp fresh oregano 1/2 tsp chopped basil Dash of salt
Read MoreReason 352 to HomeSchool: Obama Won’t Make Fat Black Kids Step and Fetch
A teacher was suspended for making fat black students sing the praises of Obama in paramilitary garb. What this has
Read MoreCops Corral Crazy Cow Crackpot
I don’t know what this lady’s beef was, but she was hoofing around the hood mooing at people and chasing
Read MoreKarma, Thy Name is Darwin
147 people spontaneously reincarnated today in a beautiful Hindu ceremonial ritual involving crowds of people running around, screaming, and stepping
Read MoreGodless Democrat Children Worship the Obama Messiah
It is an integral part of the human spirit to want to worship something greater than itself. Personally, I have
Read MoreMoonbat Money
Democrats are salivating over new British coins struck showing Obama in a Lenin-esque pose. The community organizer/messiah is not even
Read MoreIts Like Shooting a LASER
Just a quick post about the Dillon Gatling Gun. According to this Fark article, every fifth bullet is a tracer.
Read MoreFailed Mom Fails at ID Theft and Fails at Cheerleading
Some people just refuse to grow up. And while that may work for Peter Pan, refusing to grow up landed
Read MoreMuslim Man Blessed to Death by Crocodile
A Muslim man traveled with his Mom to a shrine to get a blessing by a crocodile. Because crocodiles can
Read MoreCrazy Bitch, Thy Name is Kimberly Jernigan
I thought former astronaut Lisa Nowak was the country’s craziest psycho ex-girlfriend. I think there is a new winner for
Read MoreNew Jersey Nerds Dressup as Ninjas; Deliver Ultimatums to Drug Dealers
Two New Jersey kids wore Ninja outfits and loaded up with throwing stars and nunchuks and ventured into the night
Read MoreA Little Zap Zap for Plop Plop
Why do cops insist on subduing Emus with Tasers? All you have to do is put a sock over its
Read MoreJava Tree Man Looking to Plant His Seed
This is a followup to a post I wrote here about the Indonesian Treeman. It turns out that he is
Read MoreMountain Indians in Bolivia Cling to WitchCraft
Its not just the poor Muslims in Africa that believe in animal sacrifice and witchcraft. Bolivia appears to be maggoty
Read MoreWatch Olympic Reporters Eat a Bag of Dicks
These reporters, covering the Olympics, had no problem eating penises. In fact, one of them declares, “I like Penis!” after
Read MoreWhen You Outlaw Cloning
Only Pie-Faced former beauty queens with a criminal history of raping Mormons will clone things. This woman clones animals for
Read MoreObama Voter Blames Bush for Rainbows in Her Sprinkler
Yeah, the nefarious government is out to get this woman in Northern California. How? By putting chemicals in her ground
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